Expiration Dating

Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date

The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)

by murdadrum January 4, 2014

loosely dating

More than friends but not quite in a relationship so both are still considered single yet are some what together

No we are not really together were just loosely dating

by Loonygoon December 9, 2015

sim date

an online dating game that proves you need a real relationship.

bob- have you played the new "sim date" game?
anne- omg. you seriously need a real girlfriend

by mypseudonymisasecret November 8, 2009

Courtesy date

A charitable second date one offers just because they slept with the other person on the first date; used to block feelings of 'being used,' not to be followed up by future dates.

Person A: I don't really like her, but I definitely slept with her the first time we went out. Do you think she'll feel used if I don't ask her out again?

Person B: Don't worry about it! Just take her on a quick courtesy date. All it takes it one chai and you've got a free pass out.

Person A: Awesome.

by vaginafingers March 29, 2010

ipod date

The act of two people sharing what is on their iPod.

Me and Julie iPod dated last night. I decided not to stay with her when I found out she had some Miley Cyrus on her iPod.

by BenderRobot June 9, 2010

Exclusively Dating

When stubborn people don't want to say they are dating, but in reality they are.

Mason and Michelle are "exclusively dating", even though they are a couple by now.

by The Gay Boyfriend December 5, 2018

date tax

The time/effort involved in chatting up/entertaining your girlfriends nosy mother/ suspecting father/ pesky younger brother/ sister when you go to her place to pick her up for a date.

Male 1 : Im off buddy. Gotta pick my girlfriend up at 9.00 for our movie tonight.
Male 2 : Wait up dude. its only 7.30. what will you do going so early ?
Male 1 : yea i know. Just making sure i pay the requisite date tax.

by A.I.R March 11, 2010