by dpais October 27, 2020

When you give someone land to use for free, then they declare war on you for being nice and make up lies.
Islamed -To be given something at zero cost only to attack the ones who gave it to you for no reason.
The Jews graciously gave the Muslims land to use, less than 12 hours later the satanist muslims declared war.
The Jews graciously gave the Muslims land to use, less than 12 hours later the satanist muslims declared war.
by BurnTrees December 31, 2023

upmost prettyy girl popular and good tatse in nikey shoes always matches wateva she wears n LOVES LONG HOODIES
by uhygr3vhbcj June 9, 2021

A religion with muslims whom worship Allah (s.w.t)
Islam is known to be the kindest and most welcoming religion. Muslims get a bad rep, but in fact; majority if not most of muslims are all welcoming so kind. Islam is the kind of religion that will fill your heart with joy and hope for all of eternity.
Islam is known to be the kindest and most welcoming religion. Muslims get a bad rep, but in fact; majority if not most of muslims are all welcoming so kind. Islam is the kind of religion that will fill your heart with joy and hope for all of eternity.
Stanger: "What are you?"
Muslim: "Oh, I'm a Muslim."
Stranger: "So you're islam?"
Muslim: "In a way, yes. But the proper term is muslim."
Muslim: "Oh, I'm a Muslim."
Stranger: "So you're islam?"
Muslim: "In a way, yes. But the proper term is muslim."
by fatima. <3 June 28, 2023

taking something that isn't yours simply because you believe the whole world will one day be conquered by Islam, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim and claiming any critique as Islamaphobia.
The world is being Islamed.
by QwertyRecurring December 27, 2023

The religion Muslims follow
A guy or girl who is responsible and kind and overly smart. Islam does lot for people without anything in return.
A guy or girl who is responsible and kind and overly smart. Islam does lot for people without anything in return.
John: Oh fuck I left my books in class
Islam: Hey I got your books for you
John: Damn why are you so nice?
Islam: Hey I got your books for you
John: Damn why are you so nice?
by Peepman69 November 25, 2021

When you're about to get extra credit in class in a game of Jeopardy, but the person doing Final Jeopardy gets the question 'Which country is Mecca located in?' and they respond with 'Islam' instead of Saudi Arabia.
What country is Mecca located in?
Islam.
Islam Moment! Islam Moment! Look at Islam Moment girl. She's is a definite Islam Moment.
Islam.
Islam Moment! Islam Moment! Look at Islam Moment girl. She's is a definite Islam Moment.
by NotanIslamMoment May 21, 2024
