coffin car

The last car a person will ever own

Jimmy's grandpa bought a Rolls Royce reverse-mortgaging his house. Definitely a coffin car!

by homedepotcarpet February 23, 2023

Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024

coffin dancer

one of the very few to dance with a coffin, very rare and badass

that coffin dancer is dancing fucking good

by Dylated April 29, 2020

To drink someone under the coffin

1) when someone tries to keep pace with your drinking rate (usually alcohol); however, they are unable to handle it, so they pass out and almost certainly die.

2) a much more serious and stronger version of “to drink someone under the table”

Ricky: “Bobby claimed to be able to chug more tequila then I could, so I drank that bitch under the coffin!”

Austin: “damn I’ll make sure to send flowers to his widow.”

A example of how to drink someone under the coffin

by Kappa Kappa 133 October 15, 2019

Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.

‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral’

by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024

Coffin Dance Paradox

When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.

P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL

Bro, remember that guy who suffered with that coffin dance paradox stuff?

by CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULA July 9, 2020

Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

by AugustG September 7, 2013