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½ star hotel

A hotel that is in such a dilapitated state that it isn't even one star, but half a star.
While driving to Montana, we stopped at this motel looking place along the side of the road. Turned out to be a ½ star hotel . There were cockroaches and rats running around, and instead of a TV they had a bumpkin come and dance outside the broken window for half an hour. And instead of a heater there was a bunch of candles. And instead of a bathroom there was a hole in the ground outside. For the breakfast buffet they had some cows outside and there was some wheat to eat. That was a ½ star hotel ya know. But overall it was pretty good for the 10 bucks we paid.
by Adel7 January 16, 2008
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hotel sex

1. Wild, dirty porno sex triggered by the anonymous, one-night-only, set-like quality of a hotel room. After sex, participants may also revel knowing that they made a mess that some random person will clean.

2. Doing it with reckless abandon.
Marty: "Who knew all these months of yoga would pay off last weekend at the Holiday Inn?! Blanche and I tried positions I didn't think were humanly possible!"

Sam: "Ooooh yeah, I love hotel sex! Sometimes after a dry spell, Sheila and I will rent a room at the Knotty Pines for a few hours to jumpstart things again."
by bellhop July 7, 2011
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Hotel Royal Essex

Euphamism for Hot Oral Sex. Originally coined in Revenge of the Nerds part II.
"I cant wait for my gf's period to end so I can go down and take her to Hotel Royal Essex."
"I hear our local senator got caught with some floozy at the Hotel Royal Essex"
by watercat March 14, 2008
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Hotel Seelow

A house in the Call of Duty 5 multiplayer map "Seelow" that was used to hide in from enemy tanks. Many refugees would hide in it as well. But has since been destroyed and everyone in it was killed. No one has seen any of the original members of Hotel Seelow since.
Oh my god! There are way too many tanks! We have to take cover in Hotel Seelow!
by Hagrid's mother June 8, 2009
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Hotel Ballroom

The official meeting place of atheists. Almost every meeting, speech, or convention involving any explicitly atheist groups are found in hotel ballrooms.
"We're consenting to be thought of as a cranky subculture that meets in hotel ballrooms." -Sam Harris
by deltakilo7 April 21, 2011
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Hosteez

A gay white boy from Florida who catfishes in kik group chats that has a voice of a constipated chipmunk
"Hey stop being a Hosteez and show yourself"
by Teamseshboner May 14, 2015
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hostess hunter

A male restaurant employee who targets hostesses as the object of their affection.

This often leads to awkward situations in the workplace due to workplace hierarchies, age differences, and the spreading of rumours. Relationships can be more sexual and casual in nature (i.e. hookups) or more serious and long term. In any case, being a hostess hunter can be quite risky, since it can damage one’s professional reputation, and often ends with the hostess being collateral damage.
Wow, Kevin is hanging out with Cindy today? He's quite the hostess hunter.
by saw2015 September 7, 2016
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