(Adj.) - Term used to describe one's appearance when they have not showered, groomed or dawned a new or decent set of apparel due to working from home, thus, looking like someone that if caught outside their house could be mistaken for as a homeless person.
April: Oh my, Tacoma is really getting bad. Today I saw a homeless guy in your lobby trying to get into your mailboxes.
Erika: Ooooh no friend. That's actually my husband Jared. It's Friday so he looks pretty work from homeless.
*door shuts*
Jared: More CC coupons and ooooh Costco coupons we don't actually need to bring to Costco
Erika: Ooooh no friend. That's actually my husband Jared. It's Friday so he looks pretty work from homeless.
*door shuts*
Jared: More CC coupons and ooooh Costco coupons we don't actually need to bring to Costco
by TACOmaStand253 March 12, 2021
Scott, who was homeless, tried to get sympathy from my girl and asked for a hug. Therefore Scott is the original homeless hugger.
by Clipseo August 18, 2024
When you've defeated the homeless people invading your house and more strong homeless people invade your house
Alex: Yo, can I come over yet?
Tony: No. I got to prepare for the Homeless Invasion: Stage II
Alex: Bro what are you talking about?
Tony: No. I got to prepare for the Homeless Invasion: Stage II
Alex: Bro what are you talking about?
by Mr. RL May 20, 2022
by Sondone aka trappbvnditt December 19, 2022
Homeless person: (of a person) without a home, and therefore typically living on the streets.
random person: "wow, he must be homeless!"
homeless asscrack: "ay, you gotta light? I'm tryna use some heroin ovah' ere'!"
random person: "wow, he must be homeless!"
homeless asscrack: "ay, you gotta light? I'm tryna use some heroin ovah' ere'!"
by vetchinarusskiy June 14, 2024
Alex: Hey, can I come over?
Tony: I can't right now, I need to prepare for the homeless invasion.
Alex: What?
Tony: My dumbass neighbor told them I had food stamps and now I need to defend my house.
Alex: Oh, alright.
Tony: I can't right now, I need to prepare for the homeless invasion.
Alex: What?
Tony: My dumbass neighbor told them I had food stamps and now I need to defend my house.
Alex: Oh, alright.
by Mr. RL May 19, 2022
The act jumping through a window, preferably 3 stories or above, and then proceeding to stab yourself to death with the shards of that are hopefully on the ground next to you.
Bro 1: Bruh, this one African-American male finna' committed homeless seppuku in front of the local FedEx building.
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
by WhyAllJewsShouldDie June 10, 2017