A failed helicopter drawing. It easy to draw a helicopter that looks like a meat helicopter when you first draw one. It is very strong and has a mind of its own.
Person 1: Wow look I drew a helicopter
Person 2: Damn, that looks more like a meat helicopter…
Person 1: UGH NOT AGAIN!
Person 2: Damn, that looks more like a meat helicopter…
Person 1: UGH NOT AGAIN!
by eddiesgarden November 26, 2022

when you are born the doctor takes you and ties your umbilical cord to the ceiling fan and you fly around for a while until the knot unties
by LordDova May 8, 2018

by KirstyBob June 3, 2019

When you are either at the top or bottom of escalators that go opposite directions at the area where the railing is parallel to the ground with escalators that go opposite directions. You then lie down on the railing on your back and the belts going opposite directions cause you to spin in circles.
Random Observer: What is the guy doing?
Friend of Escalator Helicopterer: Oh, he's just Escalator Helicoptering.
Escalator Helicopterer: WEEEEEE!!!!
Friend of Escalator Helicopterer: Oh, he's just Escalator Helicoptering.
Escalator Helicopterer: WEEEEEE!!!!
by raeroocha May 29, 2010

The sexual act of a gentleman arching his back with dong pointed upwards, whilst his partner mounts said gentleman, fully lubricated, and spins atop his throbbing member.
Chastity: "I have to go see the doctor tomorrow."
Kristin: "Really? Why, do you have a cold?"
Chastity: "No, Randy gave me an inverted helicopter last night, and I think he tore my butt apart."
Kristin: "Really? Why, do you have a cold?"
Chastity: "No, Randy gave me an inverted helicopter last night, and I think he tore my butt apart."
by Pauly Wanna November 9, 2015

by PennyBabs August 4, 2018

When one places a half empty beer bottle on the end of his penis then spins it to the beat of samba music.
after waking up to broken beer bottles on the floor, Jeff admitted to furiously practicing his drunken helicopter the night before.
by whatsthewordforit January 26, 2015
