A waffle handy is a phenomena that happens when a waffle sprouts from a females uterus, which then continues to sprout up from the vagina creating a waffle penis. This can be triggered from a male ramming waffles up her vag vag or even her butthole mc fap fap. the male is then like LEMME GET SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON THAT BIATCH and he lathers it on in a sexual manner. Vaginas are strechty and so is your wrinkly penis.
by erection-infection March 7, 2014
Get the waffle handymug. A female, usually very churchy and from the country, who is skilled in the fine art of the Handy. She can sometimes be seen wearing animal costumes. Sometimes also known as the Furry Handy Mandy. She also twerks up a storm, but only in front of a mirror.
When driving with both hands on the wheel, it convenient to have Handy Mandy sitting next to you. Handy to have Handy Mandy give you a Handy. Handy Mandy.
by Siochan January 17, 2014
Get the Handy Mandy.mug. 
“I’m not handicap, I’m handi-capable.”
“Molly crossed the busy intersection for the first time, she is handi-capable.”
“Molly crossed the busy intersection for the first time, she is handi-capable.”
by Ok theeeeen March 11, 2019
Get the handi-capablemug. by The-Mac January 2, 2008
Get the Handymug. Someone that is so dumb, it is in fact impossible to explain to them exactly how dumb they are.
Someone who does not even understand the definition of handi tard.
Someone who does not even understand the definition of handi tard.
"ugh, forget it.. your too much of a handi-tard to understand what you've done"
"you are such a handi tard!"
"you are such a handi tard!"
by TheItalianStallionnn January 14, 2010
Get the Handi Tardmug. by Megakilobyte August 23, 2011
Get the Handy Holemug.