The headstone handy is when you go to graveyard at anytime and receive a hand job behind a headstone.
Mark- "i just received a headstone handy"
Jack - "what's a headstone handy"
Mark - I'm glad you asked, it's when you receive a hand job behind a headstone in a grave yard"
Jack - "oh cool I can't wait to get one f those"
Jack - "what's a headstone handy"
Mark - I'm glad you asked, it's when you receive a hand job behind a headstone in a grave yard"
Jack - "oh cool I can't wait to get one f those"
by ML69 November 13, 2021
Get the Headstone Handy mug.A female, usually very churchy and from the country, who is skilled in the fine art of the Handy. She can sometimes be seen wearing animal costumes. Sometimes also known as the Furry Handy Mandy. She also twerks up a storm, but only in front of a mirror.
When driving with both hands on the wheel, it convenient to have Handy Mandy sitting next to you. Handy to have Handy Mandy give you a Handy. Handy Mandy.
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“Molly crossed the busy intersection for the first time, she is handi-capable.”
“Molly crossed the busy intersection for the first time, she is handi-capable.”
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Get the Handy mug.Someone that is so dumb, it is in fact impossible to explain to them exactly how dumb they are.
Someone who does not even understand the definition of handi tard.
Someone who does not even understand the definition of handi tard.
"ugh, forget it.. your too much of a handi-tard to understand what you've done"
"you are such a handi tard!"
"you are such a handi tard!"
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