government employees

A collection of people too dumb, bald, lazy, handicapped, fat, black or old to get a job in corporate America.

The last refuge for dumb liberals.

That lady that looks like she crawled out of a barell of nuclear waste ... the one that takes three smoke breaks an hour ... she's been eating ho hos all day ... the one who speaks ebonically ... yeah, her, the fat one with tattoos on her neck ... she's one of those typical government employees

by Assex 776 September 28, 2007

AP Government

one of the easiest AP classes especially if your teacher is a grandma, who will raise your grade if you tell her, "Please i need this grade for college." also a good time to do work for other classes because there will be countless times when the one nerd kid who is an extreme Democrat, battles the hardcore republican teacher.
Also a class that no teacher likes to teach because the material is quite boring and very easy to learn.
AKA: AP Gov

Joe: What did you do in AP Government today?
Me: Math homework.
Joe: weren't we supposed to take extensive notes on elections today?
Me: yea, but the teacher got up arguing about Obama's Health Care Bill with another kid, so we never got around to it

by TheWizard55 January 26, 2011

Chinese Government

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by Macabitz July 15, 2021

limited government

no one in the government or leadership can disobey any laws and no one has complete power

in a limited government many states have placed their courts so that they are otuside of the governors control

by k.l.w. December 18, 2008

Japanese government

A group of stupid morons who made a congratulatory address for Dubya's reelection, that will just increase their own nations' body count in Iraq.

Japanese government will keep on licking kornhole of George W. Bush in his second term.

by unkn0wn November 3, 2004

Play government

1. When one partner taxes the other person's ass in bed. Sometimes includes one member of the couple dressing up like Uncle Sam.

bang boink bone do screw hump fuck nail rail shag tap tap that tax that ass tax tax that taxing tax that ass like woah government playing government gov't play gov't playing gov't to play government Uncle sam

My boyfriend has been traveling for two weeks. He said when he gets home tonight we're going to play government all night long.

by Rizvah April 3, 2008

Government Grant

When you do something for someone, be it sexual or out of friendship, and get nothing in return.

I performed cunnilingus on my significant other and expected fellatio in return, but alas twas not but a Government Grant to her.

by Dexter and Ron March 19, 2008