Funky benno

There is nothing funky about a funky benno! This treacherous fiend will be often found windmilling his choad in Waterlooville precinct in an attempt to woo the local fruit cake “crazy Helen”. Benno and Helen are often found exchanging sexual favours in Home Bargains with another local nitty named ‘Denmead Shane’ and have actually been given lifetime bans from nearly all local establishments. A funky benno is a severe sexual deviant opting to penetrate anything he possibly can with his phallus, one Tesco worker had described how Benno had been caught humping the jam doughnuts in broad daylight.

Yo that dude is a complete funky benno! I just caught him tossing his meat down the pastry isle!

by LargePhallusDuarvid November 23, 2021

funky with the monkey

Wild sex, crazy sex, or any sex that is just a bit more exciting than normal.

"Hey, you and Michelle hooking up on Saturday?"
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."

by chanito August 20, 2013

Funky in the nuts

An insult used to describe someone who is a mixture of funky and crazy, or someone who is messed up in the head in a bizzare way

“Bro, Emily, you’re so funky in the nuts.”

by flyinghuskycat May 19, 2023

Funky muffin

A funky muffin is a muffin that's very colorful. For example, a wild berry muffin.

It also means someone that's very colorful/funky in personality and clothing taste.

"your mom made some funky muffins!"
Or
"Have you seen jacks outfit today? he's such a funky muffin"

by omo_chao June 15, 2023

Funky skunky

A nickname for weed/pot

Hey did you smoke some of that funky skunky last night?

by Im high asf rn August 25, 2018

Funky Milk

Another way to say alchohol mostly referring to kahlua.

Person a. Hey are y’all drinking that funky milk tonight?
Person b. What the hell is that? Another way to say beer? Cause that will never be a thing.
Person c. Are you talking about that kahlua bullshit? Then no but I am drinking beer.
Person a. We’ll then bitch, cheers…
Person b and c. Cheers!

by Haroldyray April 28, 2022

Funky yute

The term funky yute is known to be used on people such as valentino gansteri e londres or more known as gansteri e shkodres.

Funky yute in short is ‘FY’

‘Ayo funky yute’
Valentino turns around

‘O g Ça bone’

by Rrot kari 123 May 15, 2022