flog-nosticate

Aging sex addict who can’t keep up with the new trends of kinky sex. Flog-nosticators are prone to being side tracked and forgetting shit.

Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.

I was watching some serious porn last night and was enjoying it the. I went to check the frozen pizza in the oven. I forgot to turn it off and the wife came home and saw what I was watching.

I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate

by Marshall tucker April 10, 2022

flogology

Flogology is the study of flogs for flogs by flogs

he has studied Flogology for a while.

by bigd445 October 10, 2022

FTLOTU

A non-religious, secular, atheist-friendly way of expressing "For the love of the universe" (instead of "For the love of God/FTLOG).

FTLOTU, will you STFU!?

Silence your phone FTLOTU!!!!

FTLOTU, do not speak to me like that ever again!

by LingDanc803 November 8, 2023

log flogger

A person who is a serial masterbator

Danir is a log flogger from way back

by Speckymcgoo July 31, 2017

Hommus flog

Some who lets everyone down all the time

Gee peter is a hommus flog

by G.d.a February 3, 2018

tongue flogging

To vigorously move your tongue over genitals or anus.

Daniel really gave his wife’s asshole a tongue flogging lastnight!!

by Rwhaha November 7, 2019

Noggin Floggin

An attack where yoshi swings his head foward to give the meatiest headbutt.
#FREEMELEE

AmSa is able to clean up the edgeguard with th Noggin Floggin.

by Melee Mesiah January 12, 2021