sticky floor

When you’re too lazy to use a paper towel or toilet paper during self pleasure, so your cum ends up on the floor

Person 1: Ew, what is that that I just stepped on?! Why is the floor sticky?! ( sticky floor)
Person 2: ....

by squim December 6, 2021

the door in the floor

when you drink too much realized you have no pants on and then pass out face up on the door

man he really had a door on the floor that night.

by jerold dean November 21, 2004

Gym Floor

Definition: Flat and crusty, known as Jeays Matz

Some asshole: Have you seen Gym Floor today?

Another asshole: No i haven't yet..

by FBMS May 13, 2019

floor rule

An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.

"Shit i dropped my toast on the floor"
"Quick dude pick it up. 5 second floor rule!"

by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 17, 2006

Floor licker

One who is of an outcast of the social world; who with no friends.

Man, that guy was such a floor licker.

by wakytaco12 May 16, 2016

slippy floor

When she gives you a blowjob but instead of swallowing it, she spits it out on the floor

Swallow! Dont give me a slippy floor girl!

by WhyNetflix August 25, 2015

Floor waffle

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.

Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.

by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022