Felix Festa

this is the place where you decide if you want to be a whore, a crack addict, a weird fuck, or just fucking normal. If your not popular you were probably weird, like super weird and dressed like anime characters (yes, i saw that in school.) but this school had good mozzarella sticks tbh. Relationships don’t count till 8th grade, that’s where shit gets real, i don’t wanna hear that you liked a boy and he asked you out what the fuck u gonna do? hold hands?? lame ash. 8th thinks their the shit, 7th is where you discover drugs and 6th just ducking lame. you think your cool but your not you at the lowest tier. I thought I was the shit in 6th grade, most embarrassing thing ever your like shorter than everyone. Watch out for e wingers because they will rock your shit and they’re the scariest motherfuckers around. Overall schools kinda nice we got a pool but i don’t get why the high schools don’t. #putapoolinthehighschool

“Did you hear a kid at Felix Festa put a condom in a breadstick??”

by hey?? September 8, 2021

death by felix

When you keep spamming bot commands in mml and Felix goes to your house to kill you..

"oh wow why did pappo died"
"he spammed the -define command and suffered death by felix"

by Felix_Bird15 September 19, 2021

Felix Avila

Typically a short, bisexual, rat looking teenager who has his life before his light.

"Hey look, stop acting like a Felix Avila"

Referring to someone as a bitch or baby prostitute.

by Alex Vega August 17, 2016

Felix jordan

Someone who has a very small willy

Felix jordan has a very small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

felix wooton

a dude that likes to play basketball and he always says bend down girls daddy got his guns

he's a real felix wooton

by savage543you March 6, 2017

a Felix Sandwich

The situation that happens when you have to stealthily cry between two groups of people, often during hikes.

A: How was your weekend?
B: I went to hike in the moutains but my depression kicked in and I got caught in a Felix Sandwich.

by Kabanana February 4, 2020

felix arnold

Someone who is annoying, short, and has way too many freckles.

Man, that felix arnold over there sure is annoying

by Instabram October 3, 2015