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Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED)

The unfortunate fictional label associated with people that have naturally occurring, very small, tinier than usual eyebrows. (Does not apply to alternative people that purposefully shave them for reshaping and drawing.)
Me: Look at how much actual brow I have left…

You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!

Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.
by defs4dayz November 21, 2025
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Eyebrows

Her brows are amazing!
Did you see her eyebrows?!!
Wow who did her brows?
by ManiV62 November 24, 2021
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Eyebrows

Her brows are amazing!
Did you see her eyebrows?!!
Wow who did her brows?
by ManiV62 November 24, 2021
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eyebrow blindness

when u don't notice that ur eyebrows are messed up and u continue to carry on thinking it looks good. then maybe later u look back at finally realize like ew my eyebrows were ugly.
James Charles suffered from major eyebrow blindness...
-his sharie brows
by youknowmemr.cool August 8, 2024
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Put The Eyebrows On It

Originally coined by Frank Zappa. When an artist/producer fully realizes the performance potential of a tune. Also applies to any creative form. When a painter adds elements to add to a piece that takes it good to great. Usually done at the end of the project.
I'm almost done with the production of this song. I just need to put the eyebrows on it.
by Maniac in a Speedo August 9, 2024
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Milking Eyebrows

Basicaly, you take a razor blade and cut behind one or both of your eyebrows. Then your partner sucks the blood out.
Boy: Theres no more blood coming out bb gorl~~~
Gorl: Yippee! my eyebrows have been milked uwu~

Boy: I think taking a razorblade and cutting behind one or both of your eyebrows. I love Milking Eyebrows.
by *butters_ur_biscut* May 2, 2025
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Eyebrow dysmorphia

Constantly worrying about how your eyebrows look and/or they’re even or symmetrical enough.

Addicted to having eyebrow perfect at all times.
“Do you think I need to pluck my brows or is my eyebrow dysmorphia kicking in
by Realtslk April 12, 2024
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