Eskimo Cousin

When two or more girls (or guys) find out the same girl (or guy) had sex with their significant others.

Lindsey's boyfriend slept with Summer, and my boyfriend slept with Summer too! Lindsey and I are now Eskimo cousins.

by JP Lee September 10, 2012

Eskimo Pie

An Alaska Natives "woman parts, Va JJ, Punany".

Im going North To Alaska to get me some real Eskimo Pie.

by Rossdizzle December 22, 2008

Eskimo Mama

The female who is responsible for making people eskimo brothers.

Damn, we're eskimo brothers, and our eskimo mama is Stacy.

by ahahahahahahahahahaha1000000 February 24, 2012

eskimo dreamcatcher

The act of feverishly masturbating preferably with ski goggles and ear muffs into a fully locked and loaded leaf blower. Expelling your full exfoliating load of hot man syrup directly onto but not limited to face and or chest area for the ultimate boomerang effect.

So me and the boys huddled up in the garage last night created the ultimate Eskimo dreamcatcher circle while doing peyote and ecstasy.

Verb: You have been dream catched. BITCH!

by Cum with the wind July 16, 2022

Trash Eskimos

the homeless

Look at those Trash Eskimos in their dumpster igloo.

by eku12 October 16, 2008

Eskimo Sleeve

When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.

“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”

by Pineapple trombone May 17, 2021

Eskimo Tunnel

When someone shoves ice cubes up their butthole.

Dude, my girlfriend is into the kinky stuff! She even let me give her an Eskimo tunnel!!!

by Aster of Ceremonies December 12, 2013