Easter Worshippers (pl.): Christians
In modern Australian parlance, things are named by their purpose, function, or other defining characteristic. For example, a toilet is commonly referred to as a shitbox. In this fashion, a Christian is referred to as an Easter Worshipper.
In modern Australian parlance, things are named by their purpose, function, or other defining characteristic. For example, a toilet is commonly referred to as a shitbox. In this fashion, a Christian is referred to as an Easter Worshipper.
The attacks on tourists and Easter worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity. On a day devoted to love, redemption, and renewal, we pray for the victims and stand with the people of Sri Lanka.
On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka.
On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka.
by idiotnumber25 April 22, 2019
Get the Easter Worshippersmug. It's a holiday in April in which in the United States it is not a national holiday. It is supposed to be about Jesus resurrection, but then some retarded fucker came up with the idea of an Easter bunny. The idea is that he comes and hides baskets in your house through the front door. My theory is actually proven against the Easter Bunny. If he comes to people's house with an alarm how does he not set off the alarm. Evidence. Second, it is said that he comes into people's yard hiding easter eggs. One, that is creepy. Two, how does he not wake the dogs up and then set off the traps that people living in the country has.
Easter is supposed to be celebrated the right way. With the rate we are going if we dont celebrate Easter it could result in the world ending. Let me show you.
Easter of 2050:
Little boy- Daddy I cant wait to find easter eggs.
Dad- I know son and this year Im going to help find them. Church can wait.
Jesus-I HAVE HAD WITH THESE RETARDED TRADITIONS. GUESS WHAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL AND IM ENDING THE WORLD. HAVE A NICE LIFE IN HELL BITCHES>
Easter of 2050:
Little boy- Daddy I cant wait to find easter eggs.
Dad- I know son and this year Im going to help find them. Church can wait.
Jesus-I HAVE HAD WITH THESE RETARDED TRADITIONS. GUESS WHAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL AND IM ENDING THE WORLD. HAVE A NICE LIFE IN HELL BITCHES>
by One little hellian April 20, 2018
Get the Eastermug. The Easter hippo is thr hippo version of the Easter bunny. It feeds off baby rabbits and includes the same duties a Easter bunny would
by Krystal.vr April 18, 2022
Get the Easter hippomug. Easter parade's are commonly celebrations full of gaiety and pastel colors. This is a phrase used to refer primarily to flamingly gay men.
"He's as gay as the Easter Parade."
"He's leading/marching in/news casting for/working the sausage cart at/tethering balloons at the Easter Parade."
"He's leading/marching in/news casting for/working the sausage cart at/tethering balloons at the Easter Parade."
by lemonJ March 15, 2009
Get the Easter Parademug. A type of guy that you always want but can never have. He has beautiful blue eyes and a perfect nose and the most kissable lips you’ve ever seen. He's the perfect guy and the only guy who’s real with you. He’s so nice to you and cares about you but you’ll just never be more than an outlet for him. You really like him and you want a future with him but he only sees you as a friend and nothing more.
by Justagirlwithopinionsonpeople January 18, 2024
Get the Drew Eastermug. by TheAprilphoenix December 4, 2022
Get the easter egg bunnymug. I have Easter show legs
by Jack Learmont April 23, 2018
Get the easter show legsmug.