
I wish I was a duckie
by Captainduckue November 24, 2021

most of the time yellow, can be any color overall with different patterns and textures.
made of either plastic or hard rubber
also used as collections and decorations (for instance on the windshield of a jeep)
it doesnt really quack, it squeaks.
made of either plastic or hard rubber
also used as collections and decorations (for instance on the windshield of a jeep)
it doesnt really quack, it squeaks.
guy 1: rubber ducky
guy 2: best shower item
guy 1: bro no it’s not meant to be with you naked in the shower, give it some space.
guy 2: but that’s what it’s used for
guy 1: it can also be a collection
guy 3: i have an army of rubber ducky(s) in my jeep
guy 1&2: um ok
guy 3: attack!!!
guy 1&2: what
*rubber ducks spill out from his jeep all with needles as weapons*
(why am i making this so long)
guy 1&2: aaaaaaaaaa
guy 2: best shower item
guy 1: bro no it’s not meant to be with you naked in the shower, give it some space.
guy 2: but that’s what it’s used for
guy 1: it can also be a collection
guy 3: i have an army of rubber ducky(s) in my jeep
guy 1&2: um ok
guy 3: attack!!!
guy 1&2: what
*rubber ducks spill out from his jeep all with needles as weapons*
(why am i making this so long)
guy 1&2: aaaaaaaaaa
by jsavy June 29, 2024

by gamerKID54324567 October 31, 2020

by crazybutton June 14, 2023

Either, a northern English expression of friendship (Duck, Ducky) or, an allegedly much used greeting by members of the UK gay community.
Northern folk meet up, 'aye up duck' loving to see you'.
Gay chap greets people, 'oooh hello ducky'. Gay chap meets fellow Gays, 'oooh, ducky, you are a big boy'. Lines beloved of 1970's comedians, not necessarily of actual gay people hence 'allegedly'.
Gay chap greets people, 'oooh hello ducky'. Gay chap meets fellow Gays, 'oooh, ducky, you are a big boy'. Lines beloved of 1970's comedians, not necessarily of actual gay people hence 'allegedly'.
by Muncher66 September 7, 2025

The most perfect thing in the universe. The best person ever! Smart, funny, talented, caring, uplifting, sweet, ethereal, beautiful inside and out and more!! Legend has it that she’s actually a goddess sent down to walk with mortals to truly learn how wonderful she is in comparison— and as a slight punishment for covering the heavens in an array of flowers from the garden. Though, it was such a beautiful “mess” that the entirety of the heavens is now vastly covered in different types of flowers.
Dog: “wow you really think you’re the best, huh?”
Dissociative Teenager: “yeah!”
Dog: “YOU’RE SO WRONG, but that’s okay. we all know it’s a fact that ducky is the best thing ever”
Ducky: :0
Bonnie: c: “see I told you”
Dissociative Teenager: “yeah!”
Dog: “YOU’RE SO WRONG, but that’s okay. we all know it’s a fact that ducky is the best thing ever”
Ducky: :0
Bonnie: c: “see I told you”
by bonniebunni June 22, 2019
