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laser dot

Something which one finds themselves drawn to pursuing, but which is unable to provide adequate fulfillment due to its inherent lack of stimulus feedback. If one claims to enjoy chasing said "laser dot," it's more likely that they enjoy the act of chasing it while imagining what might be there for them once they've obtained it. This leads to hollow goal-oriented obsession and one will find themselves chasing other lights in an effort to make up for the lack of fulfillment that chasing the laser dot leaves them with.
Analogous to cats and dogs becoming obsessed with chasing laser dots, which their lazy owners use to entertain them, and consequently becoming easily distracted by light reflections that are present on the walls of the house at random times throughout the day.

"Dude Look, what are those orange lights up there by the mountain? They're teleporting! Holy crap!"
Probably some sort of gravity-defying craft which uses a propulsion system we're not familiar with. A UFO, I guess. It doesn't really matter. It's a laser dot as far as I'm concerned.
"It just disappeared! I'm gonna see if I can find it!"
"Dude Look, what are those orange lights up there by the mountain? They're teleporting! Holy crap!"
Probably some sort of gravity-defying craft which uses a propulsion system we're not familiar with. Or a transdimensional civilization of assholes who can't help but reveal themselves as they observe us. A UFO, I guess. It doesn't really matter. They don't seem to want to interact with us at the moment. It's a laser dot as far as I'm concerned.
"It just disappeared! I'm gonna see if I can find it!"
by quietlyrioting June 29, 2015
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Dot Hole

The majestic opening in a Hindu females dot that allows access to her third eyes glorious reproductive organ.
Dude check out that Indian girl over there!
Oh shit bro you can see her dot hole, that's so hot!!!
Hey Indian girl! Show us your dot hole!
by Freshly Shaved Fromunda July 13, 2015
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on dot

(Verb)meaning to be at this point or right now.
by @hazel_ab on snapchat October 29, 2017
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Dot 49

Someone who jumps to conclusions. Typically you go from dot 1 to 2 when playing connect the dots. This person goes from dot 1 to dot 49.
My girlfriend pulled a Dot 49 when I told her that I was going to do homework with Jessica.
by nhjq February 19, 2018
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red dot people

scammers that work at 7 eleven
7 eleven workers will always have a red dot on their forehead, meaning they are one of the red dot people and also a scammer indian
by scammmmmmmmmmmerrrrr July 30, 2023
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He got that dot on him

When a person is so high in status/clout he is constantly targeted by those who wish to bring him down.
bro look at my boy all fitted out. He got that dot on him no cap no kizzy fr fr on my baby momma.
by Dottman March 8, 2023
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Nigger dot

A tattooed blue dot on the wrist of a white person which is code speak for white supremacy.
I noticed his nigger dot, but said nothing.
by Frankie417 December 29, 2011
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