DM Me

Yeah, dawg, you can just do that. There's literally nothing stopping that from happening... Unless there is... In which case I'm totally unaware of the things that is stopping people from doing that.

Hym "No, see. His point about compassion mirrors my rhetoric about charlatans using religion to gain unearned moral authority BUT IT DOESN'T WORK because 'compassion' doesn't have the same level of moral significance as 'the decree of a cosmic entity that burns your soul forever.' It only works if you CONFLATE 'God' with 'Any higher-order abstraction the motivates behavior.' Which is what he (Jordan Peterson) is doing. And the reason what HE is doing is WORSE is because NOT EVERYONE ELSE IS CONFLATING 'GOD' WITH 'ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION.' So, using compassion is BETTER than using GOD, shit-brain. They are not the same. Like, at least you're pretending to be compassionate rather than pretending to be the mouth piece of a reality monster that controls your life and burns your soul forever... But, yeah, just DM me or something dawg. You know how the thing is going to work right? Yeah, you know it. I'll wait."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

dm slide irl

when you slide in gym class and yell "this be yo girls dms"

i dm slide irl everyday in gym classe because i am a lonlely meme king

by SIgabyTheMage January 19, 2017

dm's rolls

When the DM is only rolling either really high or really low all of the time.

"I rolled another 4! Ah, dm's rolls.

by 007007007 October 16, 2022

DM;SS

Doesn't Matter; Still Scoring

1: Only action you'll get is gay action!
2. DM;SS

by MGF March 27, 2014

My Dirty DM's

My Dirty DM's is a term used to describe what you and your friends find on the dark side of Instagram. Whether it consists of small women being carried in trash bags, a man fucking a rubber chicken, or videos of kids pulling out guns in school. These also consist of a lot of Spongebob memes.

When I looked at My Dirty DM's I orgasmed so hard my chicken laid a elephant.

by ThatKidWhoIsReallyFuckingWeird March 16, 2017

bi-DM-sexual

Is an individual who enjoys the JDM life as well as the GDM life.

That girl is such a bi-DM-sexual with her s14 and her E46 m3.

by DieSirenee46s14 August 28, 2017

DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke

Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*

by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024