A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea
by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023
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Divorce: The reason why most children hate christmas
Divorce: The reason why most children hate christmas
by anonymous March 12, 2023
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by someone_hates_you February 2, 2023
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My friend said I have a divorce dick, after I had sex with a milf that just went through a hard divorce
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