Dillon

A Dillon is a lifelong friend. They will always flee the scene of gas station shooting in their ford mustang. The next day, they will be mistaken for an elderly woman fleeing the scene (due to their long hair/emo phase). A Dillon cares about other people and we are lucky to have Dillon in our life.

Dillon, fix your gas gauge.

by Christina Applebees December 30, 2022

Dillon

A very strange and complex individual. Dillon is a very good-looking dude, though his stupidity and immaturity prevents him from pulling any thots. He's really not that hard to befriend, as long as you can handle his craziness for long periods of time. Getting annoyed with his craziness usually leads to hands being thrown, though it's safe to say there's nothing to worry about there.

Friend #1: Dillon is an idiot.
Friend #2: How long'd it take you to figure that out?

by LI22Green December 17, 2018

Dillon

Fuckboy

Dillon is a fuckboy. Smooth as butter though

by Girlygirlkem93 July 22, 2017

Dillon

Dillon is so fucking rad and most definitely has gone down on your mother.

Dude did you hear about Dillon, he went to pound town on Billy’s mom

by Willdickemm November 25, 2021

Dillon

The guys who can make you turn gay.

“Oh that Dillon kid made me gay!”

by _dillon January 22, 2021

Dillon

Dillon is a very funny and cute boy, he will only care for you and you only. He may be mean to others but at least he has a soft spot just for you. Dillon is a very handsome boy.

"Dillons are the best people to date!"

Random : " I know right!"

by Daddy bertha December 01, 2021

dillon

When you do something really fucking stupid or dumb.

stupid boy1= Awh shit i pooped me pants
smart boy1= Far out your such a dillon!
stupidboy1= aww Feck off!!

by coolio420swagalicous October 26, 2020