Cur - tis: Noun:
Used to describe a type or group of Homo sapien who exhibit unusual Incel or cuck like behaviours. They can often be found on Truck simulator or occasionally in their local habitat, McDonald's car park. They are particularly easy to spot with physical characteristics such as looking like a ginger hedge with glasses and making a type of popping noise (refer to key banging). Whilst usually found alone in the wild, a Curtis can sometimes be found with another type of Homosapien that we refer to as a "cuck wingman". So far the only location these two have been spotted together has been McDonald's car park.
Used to describe a type or group of Homo sapien who exhibit unusual Incel or cuck like behaviours. They can often be found on Truck simulator or occasionally in their local habitat, McDonald's car park. They are particularly easy to spot with physical characteristics such as looking like a ginger hedge with glasses and making a type of popping noise (refer to key banging). Whilst usually found alone in the wild, a Curtis can sometimes be found with another type of Homosapien that we refer to as a "cuck wingman". So far the only location these two have been spotted together has been McDonald's car park.
Person 1: Oh my god! Is that ginger bush or hedge running towards McDonald's?!
Person 2: No, that one of those Curtis things
Person 2: No, that one of those Curtis things
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past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising
past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising
You hear the new CEO was fired, man he really Curtis'd that position.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.
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You see them? Their a Curtis and Simone couple, a JayZ and Beyonce couple, a Will and Jada couple. I want a relationship like that.
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