Santa Crawling

Bar hopping in santa suits

The gang and I went santa crawling last night.

by TheMain1 December 20, 2009

Crawls

A sickness or illness where a person cannot stand or walk to toilet from either vomiting or diarrhea or both. So they must crawl.

I won't make it to work today boss got a bad case of the crawls.

by Road1nner April 6, 2024

Crawling Distance

The distance between two bars that are very close to each other.

Yeah, we’ll have no problem getting there. It’s within crawling distance.

by Joe Blow Choke Jack May 4, 2025

mornin' crawls

The feeling one gets when waking up from a nightmare early in the morning.

I had a bad case of the mornin' crawls

by Mr. Robotron March 15, 2019

coke crawl

The malformed cross between the army crawl and the worm, this behavior is the hallmark indicator that you have basically ran out of good blow. The desperate addict scours the floor for any remaining dustings.

Oh man, I'm doing the coke crawl in this video from that trip to Mexico. Obviously I should just buy more product or develop some damn self-respect.

by jLegend September 26, 2020

Crawling ass

Taking your sweet time with no apparent urgency

Grandma was crawling ass through the grocery store. I thought we’d never get out.

by yellowhau5boys October 16, 2023

crawl dadin

When someone locked in a bet but at the last second they try to punk out

We just bet on odd money now he's trying to crawl dadin himself away from it

by saturn love January 20, 2016