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don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016
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Organic Company

When a company you apply to work for explains themselves as an organic company, which they should be shot for & given a gravestone entitled 'douchebag lies under this organic pile of shit'

Unless their employees are fed on organic produce or are indeed planted in grow bags daily to help them work without pesticides, the term shouldn't be used! Period!!
'oh yes, you'll find we're an organic company to work for'

'this is a great position, for an organic company, with many offices worldwide'

'i love working here, it's so organic'
by snootchtathabootch February 1, 2012
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Company Grade Weather

An Uncommon Air Force Slang for "really fucking bad weather" thunderstorms,high winds or 0 visibility in the sky for miles used as a joke to new pilots who haven't only experienced calm to lighty moderate weather and not the full force of mother nature but rarely said as it was a injoke for a long time.
New Pilot: goddamn that was some mean turbulence dude
Experienced Pilot : man this aint shit you should have seen me and my last Wingman in "Company Grade Weather"
by Tombstone IBBY October 23, 2023
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T.A.T Communications Company

A television production company founded in 1974 by the late Norman Lear and talent agent Jerry Perenchio which produced a bunch of successful sitcoms during its period of activation, and then it was bought out by a bunch of companies during the early 1980s.

The company is particularly infamous in the logo community for its on-screen logo that was likely introduced in 1979, a logo that still wasn't fully discovered as of today (only 2 recordings of its jingle and a split-second of "Cheesy Star" footage exists). It has also been theorized there is another variant of the logo dubbed the "Rising Star" that takes place on a blue background and with a white star, however no footage of that has ever surfaced.

There is a chance of finding the full uncut logo in early 2024, regarding a forthcoming digitization of some 1979-1980 One Day at a Time tapes discovered at the Syracuse University in New York. The logo community has all their fingers crossed for this event.
Guy 1: Damn, how come the T.A.T Communications Company logo still isn't found...
Guy 2: I don't know! Fingers crossed for the Syracuse tapes though!!!
by SpeggiMan December 23, 2023
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Hop on Lethal Company

The desire to be chained to a wall and whipped by 3 oily men
Miles:" Let's hop on Lethal Company tonight."
Caleb: "Not again. I'm traumatized."
by anonymous December 30, 2023
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Hop on lethal company

The desire to be chained to a wall and whipped by 3 oily men
Miles "Lets hop on lethal company tonight"
Caleb "No please not again I'm traumatized"
by Spleen Man December 30, 2023
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Lethal Company

A pretty fun game about being employees that go on moons and find scrap to sell to the company, and they give you money and you have to get enough money to reach quota, BUT, there is monsters that will kill you. When you don’t reach quota they initiate their Punishment Program or whatever it’s called which is literally just launching you into space. That’s the whole game. Land on a moon, survive and get scrap, sell it, repeat. You can also get modifications that alter the game and make it funner.
Friend 1: Bro are you gonna grab the axel?
Friend 2: I’m working on it fucker!

Friend 2: Gets eaten by an eyeless dog
Friend 1: Holy shit! This is a Lethal Company we work for!
by msiregalP January 8, 2024
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