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by coltuf December 8, 2017
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Colton John Dunning

A person who lives to question one's perspective through manipulation. Even by creating chaos in order for one to see the negativity in their life so they may grow from it. Or by demonstrating how the good left untested is not truly good. Confronting a different truth.
"Why did you throw my phone out the window!?"
Because you're texting your ex who wants nothing to do with you and you were all over the road and about hit that car.
"Oh..starting to Colton John Dunning me?"
Damn straight. Not about to die over your stupidity.
by Jesse Peralta December 21, 2016
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Colton

A Viking warrior who has Scandinavian blood and only fancy's Swedish women.
ex colton
by mrthiccums July 20, 2022
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Colton

Colton. The worse name you can ever give your kid. They are the mostly a douchebag and make fun of people lower than him. If you date a colton beware. And even though his looks are good, trust me the true side will show.
"Uuuuuh, I dated colton and he was such a douche.
by Fuck him hes a douchebag April 16, 2020
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scout and colton

Scout and Colton are the best names to go together. Their both funny, some people are jelous of them. But they don't care, they know their better. Scout and Colton are the best boyfriend and girlfriend.
Hey look its Scout and Colton. They are like the best boyfriend and girlfriend.
by S.E.X.Y Snowy April 19, 2022
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Colton

Colton is nice and sarcastic person. He'll help me when I need help then he'll poke fun at me for needing help. He seems really mean on the outside but He's actually a really good friend on the inside. He is one of the most loyal people you'll meet and he's also one of the most funny people you'll meet. Everyone else seems to hate him but if you can look past the judgement he's an amazing friend to have.
Friend 1: hey you see that kid over there. He's super weird I can't believe you hang out with him"
Me: "yeah that's my best friend Colton"
by Tøby Something December 18, 2022
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Colton

Is a man who is usually very retarded. He is short and looks like a dog.. He is the MOST ANNOYING person you know.
is that Colton..
ya.. better get away
by Ssoundcraz May 7, 2022
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