Coach Tony may be the sexiest man alive. He is a pro golfer who is proud of both of his kids, his oldest one especially because he plays and starts on varsity basketball. He is only adressed as coach because of his dominance and if you ever call him by just tony he will assert 100% power and have more control than thanos and blow up the entire multi-verse. In his prime he was 3 feet 26 inches tall and 220lbs all muscle, all varsity sports. Everyone wishes he were their dad.
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The Palmdale falcons is most worried in the av because of they coaches . Coaches are very hard working and good on there kids . Highland coaches suck and date the team moms 😭🤦🏻 ♂️.
The Palmdale falcons is most worried in the av because of they coaches . Coaches are very hard working and good on there kids . Highland coaches suck and date the team moms 😭🤦🏻 ♂️.
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Mike: "Chris is over there talking to Coach Holbrook from South Carolina, should I go over there and introduce myself?"
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James: "Don't coach block him dude, maybe if you started raking like Chris he would show some interest!"
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