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Chunk't

To be "chunk't"

1. To be in such immense hysterics that one is unable to breath. Such an experience is highly enjoyable and is scientifically proven to improve life span.

2. To have a phenominal rack. Such a title is only given to girls marked 11/10. This is a highly cherished achivment for the female species.

3. To look so stupid as to seem as if posing as a short, Chinese, gymnast.

4. To be rich in marrow and carrot

(Also tied with the Yiddish word of the same spelling meaning short to medium length trou.)
1. "omg! i am so chunk't right now man! I love you!"

2. "Wow! That chick is chunk't!"

3. "hahaha LOL AT UR FACE! You look proper chunk't! O DEAR!"

4 "Man that guy looks so chunk't! That carrot must be 4ft long!"
by Henry n's Nat February 26, 2008
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Chunk-muffin

A person displaying unsightly stomach fat. Usually seen when a larger person is reaching for the last Donut on the top shelf
Did you see the size of that Chunk-muffin?

Boy, that Chunk-muffin sure has large calves.
by 2cheesy December 26, 2009
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chunk malunk

Him: "awe my little chunk malunk"
Her: "stop. Im trying to loose weight. Its hard."
by Butterbutt466 December 20, 2017
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chunk up a duece

Man, drop me off at my house right quick.
Why?
Because I gotta chunk up a duece so bad my breath smells like shit.
by yer mother May 13, 2007
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chunk down

the counterpart to the common term "wash down". to "chunk down" is to eat food because you have a drink that is better with food, or solid to chew and absorb the drink's flavor. this does not have to be alcoholic, but can be.
tupac: i bought some cookies to chunk down all this milk i have"

moses: "i have all this beer, imma chunk it down with some snickers and weed brownies"

zig: "i be drinkin this chocolate milk, now i gotta get me some goodass wheat thins to chunk it down.
by thewriterofthebible July 23, 2011
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Chunk up a douche

A phrase used when a female excuses herself from a public activity inorder to provide for her own vaginal cleansing.
I shouldn't have had sex with that horse, I really need to go chunk up a douche.

Excuse me Gertrude, I have some douche chunking that just can't wait.
by LRZA June 23, 2007
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chunk a pie

An ancient chinese term for piece of cake. Usually described with the chinese math subject know aS TAN, Cos and Sin. According to the chinese this subject is a chunk a pie. However the Japanese do not agree. This is the cause of World War I.
by Bonus Onus January 31, 2004
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