Christianity is a religion based around a woman who has never had sex that has a baby who can do magic tricks and spies on everyone at once.
Crazy Man 1: I killed kennedy by firing invisible missiles out of my anus.
Crazy Man 2: At night I talk to this one guy who walked around freaking people out with magic thousands of years ago and probably had sex before his biological mother.
Crazy Man 1: Oh that sounds like christianity
Crazy Man 2 stabs himself in the eye with an invisible knife for the remainder of the encounter.
Crazy Man 2: At night I talk to this one guy who walked around freaking people out with magic thousands of years ago and probably had sex before his biological mother.
Crazy Man 1: Oh that sounds like christianity
Crazy Man 2 stabs himself in the eye with an invisible knife for the remainder of the encounter.
by Jesus is February 21, 2008
Get the christianitymug. A super sweet guy who always says the right things. Full of giggles and smiles. Can make any mood your in turn into the best one ever. Down right sexy and perfect. mwah mwah. mr christiaahn. hehe
by inlovewchristian June 20, 2008
Get the Christianmug. A religion that claims it is superior to all others and that only those who believe in its message will be saved from burning in an eternal fire. A religion that sugar codes everything and has a double standard for almost everything non-christian. A religion that has persecuted non-christians for centuries, especially Jews and blames Jews for the death of Jesus and continues to do so. A religion that feels the need to shove its principles down everyone's throats in an attempt to convert them to Christianity. A religion that for the most part praises christian missionaries who travel to third world countries, not to help the people in need, but to convert them instead. Christian Missionaries all over the world are not building shelters or centers or hospitals to help the sick, the poor and the wounded instead they are building churches and are using your donations to preach the gospel. A belief in religious superiority is to blame for historical religious persecution and even today is still at the core of antisemitism, terrorism, racism, sexism, extremism, homophobia and ethnic cleansing.
The bible only is clear on its message of concerning those who believe differently, yet it contradicts itself whenever it is used to promote love an tolerance for all mankind. Science alone has contradicted the bible and continues to do so with facts instead of theories.
The bible only is clear on its message of concerning those who believe differently, yet it contradicts itself whenever it is used to promote love an tolerance for all mankind. Science alone has contradicted the bible and continues to do so with facts instead of theories.
by SonicEmpire September 17, 2006
Get the Christianitymug. 1) Name of male boy. Not a girls name.. Often a person who is artisticly creative and loves music. Is considered to be rather funny. Is not considered to be attractive persay and has low self-esteem. Ironically not usually religious in nature. Often crushes on random girls and can't get over past relationships. Tends to be socially awkward at times. "Christians" also do not affiliate with past girlfriends and tend to think of them as being dead. Can easily be described as overly emotional. Is absolutely terrible at all sports, except random ones. ie. wakeboarding, bowling, skiing, cricket. Loves music and comedy above all else.
2) Can be used to describe someone with the above traits. Usually meaning in the socially awkward way.
2) Can be used to describe someone with the above traits. Usually meaning in the socially awkward way.
1) Christian is a really nice guy, just not my type.
2) Wow, that girl probably thinks I never have anything to talk about. I can't believe I just pulled a Christian.
3) Dude, you suck at soccer, quit being Christian we need to win.
2) Wow, that girl probably thinks I never have anything to talk about. I can't believe I just pulled a Christian.
3) Dude, you suck at soccer, quit being Christian we need to win.
by thisishowwedoit69 December 9, 2010
Get the Christianmug. by JayVX April 19, 2010
Get the Christianitymug. Something antichrists always bring up on forums to bash and offend Christians and demean Christianity and the mods never have a problem with it since they're all antichrists too and and no one ever has any problems with it until some Christian speaks up and says that it's not very cool of them all to be doing that.Then the mods usually get mad at the Christian for making a big deal out of it.Christians almost never bring it up and the rare times they do it's always passive and harmless and completely non-offensive and they still get bashed on by the antichrists and the antichrist mods close the thread too early.But 99.9% of the time it's the antichrists who always bring up the topic of Jesus or the bible or Christianity just to be demeaning assholes about it.
Christianity is on the receiving end of entirely too much bullshit.And it's always the pompous antichrists who are always bringing the topic up time and time again.
by South Park fan September 17, 2006
Get the Christianitymug. Christian, someone who is a great trumpet player is excellent at math and is very funny. Christian's know how to help you with whatever you may need at the moment. Christian's are also good at helping people with math and the studies they may struggle in. Christian is very kind and caring. He is very good at telling jokes. He is overall a great guy.
by cotts24 December 19, 2012
Get the Christianmug.