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blind chef

A blind chef is a person who cooks delicious food, but never tastes it.
Person 1: Wow! How can someone cook so well without tasting their food?
Person 2: I guess they're a blind chef
by thegillaman September 20, 2014
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french chef

A man who solely lives to mix his seed in others. A pleasant man, who cooks many broths. Those broths being the succulent legs of thou frog. The slimy nature of the ambient creature leaves little to be desired, but the simple mind may sway to it’s every present scent. The buss.
Daniel mate, can I smell fresh pastries? Because you’re acting like such a french chef!
by noblindonkey March 30, 2021
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Chef Jackie

Chef Jackie is god and acted in the hit movies Tom and Jerry & The Spy Next Door! #stanchefjackieourlordandsavior
Person 1: Chef Jackie

Person 2: *Starts Vigorously Praying To Chef Jackie*
by Chef Jackie Supporter July 20, 2021
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Ironic chef

A person who cooks food that is not meant to be eaten.
I am using the term "ironic chef" in a sentence which does nothing to elucidate its meaning.
by ... January 21, 2005
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chef titardee

While watching sportscenter i started chef titardeeing my girlfriend.
by D&W words March 14, 2010
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Chef's wife

Chef's wife Usually has two careers, her own and of course that of her chef. Understands terms: “doubles”,“covers”, and “purveyors”. Doesn’t understand but deals with: dinner at 2am, chefs that smell like onions a...nd fish, Christmas (and every other holiday alone), callused hands, and the always prevalent conceited attitude. After all, aren’t they kind of a big deal?
by Kelly Put-Put October 24, 2009
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chef's hat

A piece of traditional head-gear, usually worn by cooks and bakers world-wide, is now a highly fashionable, often over-sized accessory worn by crazy middle-aged women. (the women are generally classified as "insane", and size-wise, they are somewhere between "chubby" and "morbidly obese")
"Whooooohooooohooohaw! The zebras have taken over the butter junction! Time to put on my chef's hat!!!"
by SGTcornsmith November 4, 2003
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