A person who consistently acts like a dumbass but thinks of himself as a smartass. A certified Jackass may never be thankful, no matter how nice someone has been to him.
In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.
In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.
Person: I left you an a treat on your desk
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!
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Person A: You saw the photo of the doe sacrificing herself to save her offspring from tigers?
Person B: Yes, what about it? and it is not a doe it is an antelope, and the two other animals are cheetahs.
Person A: Ah yes you must be so smart, and what's the difference?
Person B: They don't live in the same environment, moreover the doe has a chance to outrun a tiger, a cheetah goes twice its speed.
Person A: (does not reply)
-> This is a certified stfu moment
Person B: Yes, what about it? and it is not a doe it is an antelope, and the two other animals are cheetahs.
Person A: Ah yes you must be so smart, and what's the difference?
Person B: They don't live in the same environment, moreover the doe has a chance to outrun a tiger, a cheetah goes twice its speed.
Person A: (does not reply)
-> This is a certified stfu moment
by Take my JEJ March 22, 2023
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Jeremy: nah ur cappin
Jesse: nah fr bro, I do decks, concrete and Christmas lights
Jeremy: aight u are not only a fucking certified bag chaser, you’re the JACK of all trades holy shit
Jesse: told you bro, gotta get GTA 6 for my menacing son
Jeremy: nah ur cappin
Jesse: nah fr bro, I do decks, concrete and Christmas lights
Jeremy: aight u are not only a fucking certified bag chaser, you’re the JACK of all trades holy shit
Jesse: told you bro, gotta get GTA 6 for my menacing son
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Calum: "54"
Simon: "Finally got your boilers certificate, hey?"
Calum: "HIGH 5!"
Calum: "54"
Simon: "Finally got your boilers certificate, hey?"
Calum: "HIGH 5!"
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Guy 1: Let's get our married friends this nice cutlery set.
Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.
Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.
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