The career and relationship limitations you create for yourself by getting difficult to conceal tattoos
I got fired from Walmart because my manager saw my racist tattoos, if I’m not employed I break my parole, frickin’ ink ceiling
by Baldy Solo January 31, 2022
any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling
"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"
"Which thing?"
"That's funny it moves when you move."
"Really?"
"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."
"... hmph ... "
"Which thing?"
"That's funny it moves when you move."
"Really?"
"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."
"... hmph ... "
by Rossisaurus February 07, 2010
by Puffsie<3 November 11, 2022
The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.
Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."
by Hym Iam March 31, 2023
When an Alaskan man with a stereotypical large penis whips his penis around in a clockwise rotation simulating a fan.
by Tutibenzo September 17, 2021
A form of body suspension. This act is when you attach hooks to the foreskin or scrotum. Then you are suspended and have a friend spin you like a ceiling a fan. A great way to reduce stress!!! To preform the human ceiling fan you must posses a strong foreskin, scrotom and have an extremely strong core strength!
Hey man, I have had a really stressful week. Can you come by tonight to give me a spin? Looking to preform the human ceiling fan!
by TheCreaper April 29, 2024
ceilings tiles that are lights that change with the beat. they make animated gif disco parties happen. they are tight as hell.
by ceilingsbro1 March 05, 2014