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Cain's Offering

An awesome power metal band from Finland formed by former Sonata Arctica members Jani Liimatainen on guitar, Mikko Harkin on keyboards, Stratovarius singer Timo Kotipelto, Norther and Wintersun bass player Jukka Koskinen and drummer Jani Hurula they currently only have one album out Some of their awesome songs being Thorn In My Side, Stolen Waters, Gather The Faithfull (which is also the album name) and My Queen Of Winter
Guy 1: I can't believe Jani had to leave Sonata Arctica he was a fucking amazing guitarist
Guy 2: Hey man check out Cain's Offering Jani started it after leaving Sonata and they ROCK
Guy 1: (Listens to the album) HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD GO JANI
Guy 2: Told you so
by Random Person1111 June 20, 2010
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Cakenshmoosher

A baseball bat shaped cake smashing device for use in the event that a cake achieves sentience and begins insulting you in mock-Japanese.
Person: *Cuts cake*

Cake: 痛いあなたはばかをクソ何をしている!!

Person: OH GOD!! *Grabs Cakenshmoosher* HI-YA! *SMASH*
by Footfungus July 29, 2010
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Cain Train

A startling new sexual position that began sweeping the nation in early November, 2011. The sexual position is fully achieved by lining up 5-7 women, actively positioning the heads in a semi-circular formation around the crotch area, and then simultaneously knocking them all out with a swing of the dick.
'Man, I was at this crazy sorority party last night... but there were sooooo many wasted chicks, and the cops were coming.. so I just Cain Train'd 'em and left quick.'

'If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son... I got 99 problems and THE CAIN TRAIN IS ROLLING!!!'
by faultoholics_anonymous November 8, 2011
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cakein it

always talkin to yo boyfriend or girl or always being hugged up with them
yall was cakein it all night
by mrs.juelz December 3, 2006
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Cadin

Cadin is a super hot guy that has a massive dick and is really nice
I wish i could be like Cadin
by ETHANISABITCH September 28, 2020
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CABing

Crashing and Burning. Not literally though, please. That's horrifying. Usually used in reference to one's life being reduced to nothing but stress and ruin.

Also see cabbing.
"Guys, I'm seriously CABing right now. I have got a 12 page research paper due in 12 hours and I haven't even gotten a full page done yet. Also my relationship sucks."

"Yeah, you're right. You ARE CABing."
by CaliandMusic November 17, 2011
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