Watch out, its boris salo!!!!!
by BYZBORIS September 30, 2020
"Boris's bellend for me"is a campaign slogan chanted by thousands who support strong leadership and a can do attitude
by Exstrapondildolated January 28, 2021
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When one consumes a large amount of bevvy and pisses their pants. This is usually at a friends house or in any setting.
by Humo_sumo January 20, 2018
City cnuts who can barely coordinate the act of walking yet are allowed to use bicycles on major highways!
Look at that fcukin' Boris Berk tw@t! He just jumped a red-light and clattered into that bloke/woman! What a prick!!!
by mcvw November 10, 2011
Boris is a sock puppet who lives with Mike Shinoda.
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :
1) Annoying Mike
2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup
9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF
Yes he's a very talented boi
He lives in his sock condo
He's the most talented sock puppet ever and is featured in a music video
SASS LORD
He's also really hot and knows he's hotter than Mike
Unfortunately, he's taken.
He has a girlfriend named Miss Oatmeal who's also really hot.
His hobbies include :
1) Annoying Mike
2) Going on tour
3) Making music videos using Mike's stuff
4) Sliding into hot girls dm's
5) Sleeping in the sock condo
6) Finding out Mike's phone password and using his phone
7)Playing the drums
8)Trying the ketchup
9) Being a meme
10) Spending time with Miss Oatmeal
11)Being sassy AF
Yes he's a very talented boi
Boris: Oh hey gurl it's me Boris the sock. I just found out Mike's password( what a loser) and it rhymes with stinkin' shark
Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI
Boris: I know
Everyone: YASS BORIS WE LOVE YOU BOI
Boris: I know
by lpsoldier July 28, 2019
person 1:Omg is that boris mombeela?
Person 2:yeah he’s the true alpha male
Person 3:I heard he used to pee on people to assert his dominance
Person 1:wow! He really is the alpha I wish he would pee on me
Person 2:yeah he’s the true alpha male
Person 3:I heard he used to pee on people to assert his dominance
Person 1:wow! He really is the alpha I wish he would pee on me
by daddyalpha69 March 16, 2022