Winning entry for man with worst hair dresser 2021.
Otherwise known as the "bloo passport guy" or the inventor of the supreme insult- "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"- designed flawlessly to be directed at a person exhibiting signs of cowardice.
Occasionally recognised as the UK Prime Minister. But not often. He's been difficult to take seriously after he tackled some poor child in what was clearly a very intense game of primary school rugby.
Otherwise known as the "bloo passport guy" or the inventor of the supreme insult- "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies"- designed flawlessly to be directed at a person exhibiting signs of cowardice.
Occasionally recognised as the UK Prime Minister. But not often. He's been difficult to take seriously after he tackled some poor child in what was clearly a very intense game of primary school rugby.
by ealybird.x01 September 23, 2021

When Boris Johnson, the UK prime minister, comes out to give a press conference and inevitably makes a mistake or rambles about something.
by Biglock123 December 12, 2021

A Borys is a riddle unsolved.
They have a brilliant and quick mind that seeks to understand things. They are witty and smart but can also do a lot of overthinking and overanalysing of things which might give them or others a hard time sometimes. A Borys walks like a prince with a swing in her step and emanates a sense of self awareness, playfulness, intensity, curiosity and beauty. A Borys likes being social and is very good at it. People enjoy talking to her and it feels very easy to be with him.
Borys is very kind. To people, to animals and to everyone who needs their help. He cares a lot. Sometimes maybe even more than she can express or reveal.
Borys is a magnificent dancer and if you ever get to experience a Borys dancing then congrats to you. Borys is a magnificent lover too. (!!!)
An attentive, caring, passionate, thoughtful, careful, kinky, fun,queer, playful, curios, strong, soft and cute slut.
If you ever get to experience a Borys as your lover, again, congrats to you!
Borys can be a wonderful friend, and someone you can absolutely rely on.
They will even help you move into another country and drive miles and miles just to help you out.
Borys has very long beautiful lashes that draw little shadows on his cheeks and a mischievous smile that melts your heart.
To be with Borys feels like being alive.
Sometimes it can be stressful because Borys doesn’t know how loved he is and how much Love she has to give and don’t forget a Borys is always late.
They have a brilliant and quick mind that seeks to understand things. They are witty and smart but can also do a lot of overthinking and overanalysing of things which might give them or others a hard time sometimes. A Borys walks like a prince with a swing in her step and emanates a sense of self awareness, playfulness, intensity, curiosity and beauty. A Borys likes being social and is very good at it. People enjoy talking to her and it feels very easy to be with him.
Borys is very kind. To people, to animals and to everyone who needs their help. He cares a lot. Sometimes maybe even more than she can express or reveal.
Borys is a magnificent dancer and if you ever get to experience a Borys dancing then congrats to you. Borys is a magnificent lover too. (!!!)
An attentive, caring, passionate, thoughtful, careful, kinky, fun,queer, playful, curios, strong, soft and cute slut.
If you ever get to experience a Borys as your lover, again, congrats to you!
Borys can be a wonderful friend, and someone you can absolutely rely on.
They will even help you move into another country and drive miles and miles just to help you out.
Borys has very long beautiful lashes that draw little shadows on his cheeks and a mischievous smile that melts your heart.
To be with Borys feels like being alive.
Sometimes it can be stressful because Borys doesn’t know how loved he is and how much Love she has to give and don’t forget a Borys is always late.
T: you see that person over there? Thats Borys, isn’t she beautiful!?
A: yes, he is.
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A: look at this person dancing over there, they look hot!
T: Thats Borys, he is a great dancer, would you like me to introduce you?
He is a great lover too;)
T.
A: yes, he is.
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A: look at this person dancing over there, they look hot!
T: Thats Borys, he is a great dancer, would you like me to introduce you?
He is a great lover too;)
T.
by TaritaTaritaTarita November 21, 2021

A Boris is a reserved and serious man. Untill the moment you get the honor to look what's behind the curtains. Boris is the most charming person you'll ever meet. With his friendly face and warm appearance he makes you feel at home. Besides from being rational, he also likes to be dreamy. His heart is so honest and rare that he has the ability to let you dream with him. Boris has beautiful eyes that can look right into your soul. His body and mind are pure perfection. Once he loves you, he treats you like a Godess. He is the one who will blow you of your feet, in and outside the bedroom. Boris is a handsome, funny and intelligent *God*, this world really needs to be worthy waken up to every day.
by LoveBird2.0 November 24, 2021

Boris is definition of sigma male. This guy have a big dick, he can fuck every girl he wants even your dad. You don’t eanna mess with him.
by SigmaMale29 November 22, 2021

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by WizardOfWeed January 11, 2022
