bonk

Bonk is a skiing term meaning cool, awesome, sick, steezy.

Duuuude that blunt grab was BONK!!

by Jebdbaj September 23, 2020

bonk ban

A prohibition against sexual or intimate relationships between parliamentarians and staffers.

Your on bonk ban because you want to get with a senior member

by chloe9463 June 26, 2022

bonk

How you say that you got hit, if you are on drugs.
Various editions are:
bonkers
bonkadonkeydonk
bonkathon
bonkybonka
bonk simulator 2022

I bestow the b o n k opon you.
bonk

by Hazzahdictionary July 9, 2022

bonk

The cry of the bonk warrior. The mating call between bonk lovers. The life, blood, and creed of your everyday bonker.

"Bonk.io is down today."
"Bonk this. Just gonna have to play some other bonking online game."
"Bonk!"

by JUMPBAMBINO April 20, 2018

Bonk

The only way that you know the definition of bonk is if you are bonked. Such as losing a round in a sport by a dumb rule. Debaters know bonking all too well. So does Chris Pratt.

The Rams beating the Saints over that bonked call was so anal

by Don'tgotoBerkley February 18, 2019

Bonk

Sexual inter course

I bonked your mum mate

by Henry the hoover April 17, 2020

Bonk

A sound that takes places when a soft thing hits a hard thing

He found out the hammer was bonkable by hitting it against a library wall and shout eureka but then the bookshelf collapsed and he went to prison

by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023