Bonk

A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.

That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.

by Ceasefirenow April 28, 2024

bonk

when something gets hit

i bonked my head last night

woooaahhh, bonk

by bhaddiebonk October 1, 2020

Bonk

Hammer goes bonk on dog, funni

Dog: *bonk*
Humans: Haha dog dent in head

by poggerspepega August 31, 2020

bonk

sex, british sex, hitting someone on the head

Can we bonk tonight?
I bonked you(r head)!

by MayonnaiseDelicious July 16, 2022

Bonk me off

Fuck me... shag me

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

Bonked

Weirdly shaped. You look un-proportionate. Lip sided even. Like the tower of Ibiza

“ Look at that midget over there, they’re bonked “

by Ominiqu August 3, 2023

Bonk

British slang for sex.

Person 1: Go to horny jail *BONK*
Person 2: Good heavens!

by The Great Ridiculous One February 15, 2024