Harlem Barbershop

the act of having your haircut naked + your hair falls into your pubic hair, and later that day, when you take a shower, u think your pubic hair is falling off

I recalled my Harlem BarberShop when i passed the bathroom.

by if-u-lick-my-butthole April 6, 2009

Berger's Permutation Principles of Divisibility

1.) Berger's First Permutation Principle of Divisibility states that all permutations greater than 3! are evenly divisible by 6.

2.) Berger's Second Permutation Principle of Divisibility states that all permutations greater than 4! are evenly divisible by 12.

The "!" is mathematically denoted as "factorial."

1.) In Berger's Permutation Principles of Divisibility, 3!-a! are ALL divisible by 6 a y number of times.

2.) In Berger's Permutation Principles of Divisibility, 4!-n! are ALL divisible by 12 an x number of times.

by 3VegasBerger343 November 16, 2011

Berzerker

Berzerker is a keystroke class in the popular online game Black Magic, this class features keystroke combos such as ddsc, wadq adq, ddq, ssq, aaq, wwq, swq, asdq, adadwq, asdasdq, sdq, sax, ssadq, aadq. It features a black and purple sword. The number one berzerker is Black_Magic ( aka Hisokka)

RUN ITS A BERZERKER!!

by epicbeat October 9, 2016

asbergers without the berger

Douche baggery actions, acting like a jerk

He was totally acting like he had asbergers without the berger.

by Mama TSTOJ November 16, 2011

Beiber

A homosexual act when a man is giving a deep throat blowjerky to another man while simultaneously roughly fingering his hairy anus.

Did you hear that Justin now has a colon problem. Yea, I bet it is due to the violent Beiber he so graciously received last night.

by Spurgeon December 6, 2009

Barber Shopping

(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.

Donald Trump is known to do a bit of barber shopping while thinking of his daughter Ivanka.

by That one guy...you know? June 7, 2020

Mr. Berger

One of the dilfiest men to ever walk this earth. Known to casually wear plaid button up shirts, khakis, and Newbalance shoes. Also has a very sexy beer gut. 10/10 would let peg me.

Chad: "Yo bro, you'd see Mr. Berger today, what a sexy dilf"

Brad: " Fax."

by Thecapnow January 19, 2022