decently attractive

Some people's way of saying that you're ugly but you don't want to hurt their feelings

I did not want to hurt emilia's feelings so I said she was decently attractive .

by A very nice friend September 22, 2017

Distractingly Attractive

When someone is too attractive to ignore but not attractive to be entranced by them.

I hate being around her, she’s so distractingly attractive

by Dyloog TGL March 21, 2019

Historically Attractive

Fat and a small penis. Back in the day, being fat meant you were rich and could support a women and ancient people's adored small penises. This make you attractive in the past but not now

Donald Trump is Historically Attractive

by John mojo January 29, 2021

Historically Attractive

Fat and a tiny penis. Back in the day fat guys were attractive because they had money to buy lots of food, so they could support a family, and ancient men were prized for having a small penis. Thus meaning your are attractive in the past but not now

Donald Trump is Historically Attractive

by John mojo January 30, 2021

Dumb attractive

Damn attractive noun when I say I am dumb attractive think about drake from Drake and Josh he was attractive pause but also dumb as hell.

How can you post so many bitches if he’s dumb attractive

by Unpopular opinion May 6, 2021

Sub-attractive

Someone who is a 10/10 appearance wise but is a gremlin personality wise.

Malcolm: Dude, Courtney is pretty hot.

Hayden: Stay away dude, she's sub-attractive.

Malcolm: yeah Fuck that.

by TheMasterDarthVader February 15, 2024

That's Fuckin' Mildly Attractive

A Phrase commonly used at inappropriate moments which generally lead to a self-annexing of any relative allies/friends/acquaintances around you, which they then consider you a hostile and proceed to end you.

Dude1: Shit man, i know that chicks got four muffin tops, but damn that's Fuckin' Mildly Attractive!

Dude2 proceeds to bludgeon Dude1 with a nearby object until his brain matter becomes soup.

by Sover3ign June 21, 2010