August 22

It’s national bad bitch day for bitches who aren’t bad but they’re bad, you know? These are the bitches with lil booties that jiggle and clap when they go downstairs after just getting out the shower. These are the bitches who ain’t got a fatty but got a f- okay lemme stop.

“Dayummmmmmm!!!! She born on August 22? Lemme hop on this real quick cause ion like big bitches, but I like big bitches. You feel me?”

by theytrynaeatcrack October 16, 2019

August 25

"The biggest event in internet history"

Guy 1: What're you gonna on August 25th?
Guy 2: Probably gonna watch some Youtubers kick the crap out of each other

by Maladicus August 3, 2018

August 7

08/07 is eat a palm tree leaf day!

Johnny: oh boy! Its eat a palm tree day!
Teacher: Okay kids, lets go outside and feast!
Teacher: Don't forget to share kids!
Johnny: I love August 7th!

by lovelykaren:) October 17, 2019

AUGUST 28

AUGUST 28, national kiss your girl day! Tell her you love her!

August 28, the day you grab your girl and kiss her!! Don’t be scared. Tell her you love her also

by Lickmyass123456 August 27, 2019

24 august

The birthday of the The greatest bitch ever created.

24 august is best day everrrr

by Hdhdhhfjfkfof November 9, 2019

August 1

The 1st of August is a mixed package, on the one hand most born on this day are thoughtful and care deeply about most people. However people born on this day also have the most issues in life and end with poor mental health issues.

Man 1: why you depressed bro?
Man 2: I was born on August 1st it’s expected

by Ringopingu October 15, 2019

August 21

Hug your best friend day!

Ima hug my bsf today. It’s august 21 that means you have to hug your bsf

by Asiandonkey69 April 15, 2019