Asian fail

any grade under 90

Asian kid:"Mom, I asian failed my test"
Asian mom: "what did you get?"
Asian kid: "An 88"

by holler8888889 January 17, 2009

Asian spread

1.) A psychosomatic disorder, often associated with pseudo-Jamaican men, caused by an obsession with pettite women of a yellow complexion.

2.) A highly potent case of yellow fever.

3.) The distinct feeling titilation associated with working on a computer science project with multiple asian women.

Upon catching the "Asian spread," Sebastian immediately visited 100 Asian porn sites.

by Bob the Biiilder May 1, 2007

asian illusion

Refers to how it is difficult to tell the age of an asian as they always appear younger than they are. They have the illusion of looking young forever.

"Can I see some ID please?" - cashier
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion

by Princeout July 1, 2011

asian bladder

Having an Asian bladder is to have a small bladder that can't hold too much so you need the toilet. It can also mean that you need the toilet at the worst times possible.

"I've got to run to the toilet, I've got an Asian Bladder." Said Chloe very annoyed.

by Asian Bladder Girl July 30, 2017

broken asian

Somebody who comes from Asia, or is of Asian descent that is no longer in working condition. Meaning, an asian that cannot speak their native language or has forgotten about their culture and/or traditions.

Katrina: "I'm a broken asian."
Theatre Class: "A whaaa?!"

by francine! October 30, 2008

asian second

When two Asians cross paths, the extra moment or double take they spend looking at each other to check if they are friends or already know each other.

Kevin: Why didn't you say hi to Lily when she walked by?

Jennifer: Oh, weird - I had an asian second but didn't recognize her at all!

by the_ampharos December 15, 2011

Asian Doll

Female Rapper who created the best song ever created “Savage Barbie” and “Back Door” #HARDEST DOLL

Asian Doll is the hardest doll.

Asian Doll Just Dropped Back Door 😍

I’m listening to Savage Barbie By Asian Doll

by Dolllllll January 19, 2021