Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.

2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.

I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.

by anonymous November 23, 2024

Arkansas Orange Roughy

When your cousin eats a whole bag of Cheetos and then gives you a dry handjob.

My cousin Sheila just ate a whole bag a Cheetos then gave me the worst Arkansas Orange Roughy I’ve ever had!!

by The Playroom’s On Fire September 24, 2021

Arkansas Mom

Blonde White mom who has 3 kids 2 sons ages 8 and 11 and one daughter age 15. Only plays Christian Music and Homeschools children with their only form of education being the bible.

My mom is such an arkansas mom, She caught me listening to fetty wap and made me reread the entire bible.

by ceoofsexandaverysexyman June 3, 2021

arkansas ninja rape

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it

I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.

by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017

Arkansas Chili Bowl

When you poop in someone's garbage disposal and turn it on

Man 1: Why does it smell bad in here?

Man 2: Dawson through a killer party last night and someone got trashed and decided to make an Arkansas Chili Bowl

by ZombieRx18 July 16, 2021

Jasper Arkansas

Pot capital of the universe.

Willie Nelson gets his pot from Jasper Arkansas

by niggardly4444444444444444 October 12, 2011

haskell arkansas

Literally the most hick town in the state of Arkansas. It's not uncommon to see people driving their tractors...to school! It's small, the people are small time, and no one typically ever leaves. Those that do are the lucky ones to have escaped.

Person 1: you're from Haskell Arkansas?!
Person 2: damn straight
1: sucks to be so small time

by Thatonehick91 March 17, 2014