Authenticating

One of the cruelest punishments ever bestowed upon man to this day.

Oh my, it seems the server has crashed. I'd better log back in as quick as possible. *Authenticating* .. what..? *Cancel* ... *Authenticating* .. how is this possible? Well, it should work the third time. After all, that 'is' the charm. *Cancel* ... *Authenticating* .. WHAT?! What foul fate is this?! *Emocut*

by Taurenfaggot June 21, 2006

Responder Apathy Syndrome

When a responder develops apathy for the average citizen based on numerous responses to BS calls.
Once you get it, You won't care!
They can start to suffer from verbal outbursts and other forms of expression related to their disdain for others.

After going to numerous calls for something the average person wouldn't even call their DR for, a responder develops responder apathy syndrome.

by 4rasdotorg April 26, 2011

Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If praising something, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, it's hard to determine since they don't really care about schedule either, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists called "the grey gathering" to confront others of similar beliefs and pop bubble wrap to proclaim their indifference towards religion...Oh, and discuss philosophy.

SUPERCHRISTIAN: OMGWTFBBQ that deer is so pretty *Squeals*

Religious congregation: Amen!!!
Evangelical Apatheist: Whatever, dude.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: What's up with him? Do you believe in god?
Evangelical Apatheist: I don't care, neither should you, and here's why. Do you ever see the lilies toil with religion? No, do you see that deer there bother with mosaic law? No, it is natural and it is honest.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: O o
_________________0 - LOLWUT?

by Heyit'sBrandon May 9, 2011

apathy club

(see: non existant)

I was going to start an apathy club, but then i.....yeah....

by stifinbobifin April 24, 2004

Authenticious

Authentic and suspicious at the same time.

The girl said she wanted to craft an image that was both occult and obscure at the same time, which would seem authenticious and mysterious to her fans.

by Solid Mantis April 5, 2020

APEthehippy

One who lieks the kirby dancez.

APEthehippy lieks the kirby dancez.

by Blakus2691 January 11, 2009

authenticitude

Refers to the teen belief that authenticity is an attitude more than a reality. (From the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Jan 10 2007)

"I know that homeboy's buying a fake Coach purse for his bitch, 'cause he's cheap and he knows she'll still flaunt it due to her authenticitude."

by Rick W January 14, 2007