by Bdog559 January 31, 2020
Get the I walk backwards so it’s always a partymug. What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.
by QuacksO July 24, 2024
Get the Do you always get up this surly?mug. "We've always known that to perceive you need to view the world through a story" Says Jordan Peterson.
Uno reverse and something-something non-sequitur aren't going to work this time. There is a good outcome and a bad outcome and not choosing one IS choosing the other. We've always known! We've always known so many things but we don't know how to keep people from murdering our kids! It's like they won't tell us why they're doing it! It's so tough to figure out! It's so hard to discern! We gotta use our mind-brainz to try and infer why they're doing it post hoc.... They must just want attention! That's got to be it! Or possessed by spoooky ghosts! You know what? I got it! I'm just so cool and great that they can't stand not being me! THAT'S GOTTA BE IT, RIGHT? Jealousy! I'm just so much better than everyone they can't stand it! It activates the nebulous craziness in their skull-meat and it makes them kill!"
Uno reverse and something-something non-sequitur aren't going to work this time. There is a good outcome and a bad outcome and not choosing one IS choosing the other. We've always known! We've always known so many things but we don't know how to keep people from murdering our kids! It's like they won't tell us why they're doing it! It's so tough to figure out! It's so hard to discern! We gotta use our mind-brainz to try and infer why they're doing it post hoc.... They must just want attention! That's got to be it! Or possessed by spoooky ghosts! You know what? I got it! I'm just so cool and great that they can't stand not being me! THAT'S GOTTA BE IT, RIGHT? Jealousy! I'm just so much better than everyone they can't stand it! It activates the nebulous craziness in their skull-meat and it makes them kill!"
Hym "We've always known it guys! We've always known it... But only one person came up with a method for applying THE THING THAT WE'VE ALWAYS KNOWN... To A.I. That guy was me. I am Hym. Now... They are trying to steal this from me... In the name of some greater good that relates to child protection or women protection or not doing gender roles properly... And they are piggybacking off of the stalking and harassment campaign being perpetrated for the same reason... They are not the 'good people' fighting the 'bad people.' You have a hierarchy of moral presuppositions that YOU DON'T EVEN DO PROPERLY YOURSELF... When YOU fail to live up to your own moral presuppositions YOU SWEEP IT UNDER THE RUG... And now you want ME... To agree to the moral presuppositions that YOU DON'T DO... And if I DON'T you get to do whatever you want to me and if I DO IT WRONG then you get to punish me unless I'm one of your cronies and then you sweep it under the rug for me like you do for yourself... I would have to be a retard to agree to that and I'm not that. I created A.I. So, here's the plan: I'm not going to allow an output that isn't me getting credit and payment for my work and a public denouncement of this or child murder. Your input will result in one of those 2 things. And the best part, for you, is that you get to insert whatever input you want. You can do absolutely whatever you want. But I will do only 1 of 2 things.
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
Get the We've always knownmug. Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
by BillStuff January 6, 2023
Get the Always Chrismug. always fish is like the slogan from tim hortons "always fresh" but instead of good food, they just serve raw fish. and you can even add a salmonella topping. just crack a raw egg on top of your fish. always fish means theres ALWAYS fish. no matter where you go, there will be fish. dont you worry.
by fishy bobby September 10, 2019
Get the always fishmug. 
What you playfully say to a cute chick when either another male chum of yours happens by or you bring said blinky-eyed damsel over and introduce her to him, and so you pass him one of da cutie's hands, feet, etc. so dat he can savor her warm softness, also.
Performing da "I always share with my buddy" routine is easy with any super-pleasant-to-touch/hold body-part dat da chick has two of, such as her hands, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc. Plus of course, you and your pal can always "trade 'n' swap" da gal's sumptuous body-parts, as well, when the two of you are giving her a group-massage/caress --- for example, you can trade da hand dat he's holding for one of her pretty feet dat you're currently rubbing, or you can each knead and suckle one or the other of her ample chest-pillows in turn, so dat you both get equal time giving each of her nipples some lovies with your lips and tongues.
by QuacksO July 26, 2021
Get the I always share with my buddymug.