a 4 year old: hey dad i just learned the alphabet!
dad: oh ok son!
a 4 year old: it's asdadsadcwsawdfghgfegfdsds
dad: FRICKING BAD!!!!!!!!
dad: oh ok son!
a 4 year old: it's asdadsadcwsawdfghgfegfdsds
dad: FRICKING BAD!!!!!!!!
by SSM4 Bloopers November 16, 2018
Get the alphabetmug. It is a RANDOM PICK of a SEXUAL PARTNER in the dark where you can only SUCK.
THE lessons of being an ENGINEAR at ALPHABET.
THE lessons of being an ENGINEAR at ALPHABET.
REALIZE as you must have a lot of GALL as the FIVE WAY ALPHABET STREET is you can't go the SIXTH WAY as SUCK their RIGHT FOOT , LEFT FOOT, RIGHT HAND , LEFT HAND and you can SUCK where you like but in the MIDDLE you either SUCK DICK, PUSSY, and ASSH0LE for the PEDOPHILE.
GO back to the PAST two two two yep you TRAINEES are going to DRINK PISS , EAT SHIT and SHOVE those BALLS in the FIVE WAY ALPHABET STREET to the GOAL feel the GALL hear the GULL and as RULES =( RISK UNCERTAINTY LIMITS EVENT SEQUENCE ) ASNO AGUJERO becoming a GHOUL and if you prevail YOU are on your way to the GOL.
GO back to the PAST two two two yep you TRAINEES are going to DRINK PISS , EAT SHIT and SHOVE those BALLS in the FIVE WAY ALPHABET STREET to the GOAL feel the GALL hear the GULL and as RULES =( RISK UNCERTAINTY LIMITS EVENT SEQUENCE ) ASNO AGUJERO becoming a GHOUL and if you prevail YOU are on your way to the GOL.
by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION December 8, 2021
Get the FIVE WAY ALPHABET STREETmug. by chillin662 October 30, 2022
Get the Alphabeticalmug. When someone gains an advantage due to their name's position in the alphabet such as being graded earlier or called later for something they don't want to do
I hate alphabet privelege, it's so unfair that clarence gets to go before me. fucking C's ,am I right?
by synthqueen555 May 4, 2024
Get the Alphabet privelegemug. A thought experiment on the human reaction to being sent each letter of the alphabet individually with or without punctuation
by Wildethoughts October 9, 2021
Get the Alphabettingmug. Oh damn baby look at you... listen You May hear this a lot. But I’ reckon I can sing my abcs to you . See I’ll give you this A because you’re awesome , this B because you’re beautiful, a C because you’re confident , And I’ll give you this D because you deserve it. The letters of the alphabet
by A bucket of loneliness May 6, 2020
Get the Alphabetmug. by sadlkghgiuas; November 29, 2021
Get the alphabet cockmug.