A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.
by The oracle of maple syrup July 27, 2017
term often used to describe an individual that is physically visualized as fat and just plain fugly. This individual spends most of their time staring at bookmarked pictures of women from their school. This person may also spend time masturbating to Wizards of Waverly place.
Im so horny right now I could pull an Albino Stalker. Where's my season DVD of Wizard's of Waverly Place?
by AEMan1234 June 26, 2010
by MarcusBrown March 13, 2017
An "albino nosebleed" is a sexual act that is achieved from oral sex. To achieve, firmly place both hands on the back of your partners head 10 to 20 seconds before ejaculation. While ejaculating, continue to apply pressure to back of head and do not release partner until completion. Wallah! Your partner should have seman draining from nasal cavity.
"My old lady tried to tell me the other day to not cum in her mouth! I said fuck it and gave that bitch an albino nosebleed!"
by Spock Spacedock February 19, 2010
by skeeton45 May 29, 2013
When you fill a person's eye sockets (either your own or a partner) with cum, so that it looks like they have white rings around their eyes.
Dude, I busted a nut so hard that I shot my load into my own eyes. It looked like I had an albino raccoon mask.
by jimmy tard January 31, 2014