Kris Allen

Married, plaid-wearing winner of American Idol 2009 who eats kangaroos and talks about sweating and peeing too much.

His win was a shock to most but his hometown Arkansas is known for backing their people MAJOR whatever it takes.

He has that face and boyband catch in his voice that shrill little girls love.

Became close friends with fellow Idols Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta.

Dude 1: "Kris Allen? Uh who...?"
Dude 2: "The gay guy from Idol."
Dude 1: "Oh. Don't watch Idol. He any good?"
Dude 2: "If you like average coffee house singers who cover the Script, yeah."

Girl 1: "Kris Allen? Who...?"
Girl 2: "Omg he's sooo cute!!!11111"

by HENDRIX2 December 4, 2009

Allen Sabar

A man known scientist. That sucks at Math and loves memes

Hey are you Allen Sabar? Because you are ugly

by FastTence August 8, 2019

allen institute

An institute where Indians go to, to learn how to discard social relations (including but not limited to ones with friends and family) and lose their ambition. It's also closely associated with "Kota", a place in Rajasthan where one can lose their ambition much faster.

Person 1: Why do you not speak to your parents anymore?
Person 2: I don't know dude. I studied in the allen institute and that's all what matters.

by -xAshx- October 13, 2020

Emie Allen

is the definition of overall beauty. She is a polite and extremely classy girl. She has the capability to do anything that she sets her mind to and is talented in every area. She is the most beautiful girl I have ever met. Any guy is lucky to have her. She is a 16 year old sophisticated young woman who has the most amazing personality. She is completely cute and irresistible, and you can always catch yourself getting lost in her beautiful deep brown eyes. She always stands up for the people who she cares about. She always makes you feel loved. She is a very generous and caring person. She enjoys reading classic literature, with a partner, and occasionally helps him out with what the heck is going on because he has no freaking idea. She likes to go to Savers with friends and put on ridiculous outfits, just to annoy the people working there. She also enjoys dominating on the volleyball court, and annihilating her opponents on the softball field. Emie Allen is definitely the best girl you will ever meet, and I am extremely lucky to have her in my life.

Wow, I wish I could be more like Emie Allen... She is amazing!

by Cedwish;) September 8, 2011

Pull an Allen

v. To pull an Allen

To arrive at a rendezvous point insanely earlier than previously agreed.

Let me know what time you are catching the train, I don't want you to pull an Allen on me

by ChezBanger August 6, 2011

Allen

The most precious person in the world. Having an Allen will make your life much more better. He may be perverted sometimes, but he is amazing. A tall handsome fellow. Be happy that you are his lover. He would do anything to make his sweet partner the happiest they can be, even if it means giving up on things.

"Man... is that girl taken?"
"Hell yeah she is! Don't mess with Allen's lover, dude."

by cuzbabytonight October 2, 2019

Allen

Allen is the type of dude who is anti-social and has trouble interacting with others which ultimately holds them back with regards to making new friends or getting a signficant other. Allens are usually very intelligent and bright and people like to praise them for being so. Allen is known for being very friendly with kids, sometimes a little TOO friendly and comes off as pushy and creepy and very aggressive at times. Someone who aspires to be someone that he isn't and usually fails in that regard. Allen will typically be different from the crowd of normies by browsing 4chan and having different viewpoints from many of his peers. Allens will often have weird fetishes too such as scat and be attracted to colored and mixed peoples. Overall, an Allen is smart but is very quirky in how he lives his life.

Person 1: Oh dude. It's Allen over there!
Person 2: Yo. He's so smart. I wish I were as smart as him.
Person 3: Yeah, but I heard he's kind of a weirdo and he is a Trump supporter.
Person 1: Maybe we should walk away from him.
person 2: Yeah, let's just admire him from a SAFE distance.

by Edward Wyeth January 28, 2018