Verb. To insert ones hand inside another's anus and while holding ones fingers in a spoon like position, scoop feces out. One then proceeds to either eat the feces or feed the feces to another mammal.
by rectangular testicles June 28, 2011
Get the nutella jarmug. A precarious predicament or generally any situation where the best option is hard to find/ not at all enjoyable.
by pickles taste good April 2, 2009
Get the Jar of picklesmug. The act of using a jar as a kissing medium. On one side of the jar a kisser has their mouth wide open around the closed side of the jar (the bottom), the other kiss-e has the open side and uses their tongue to lick and fog up the jar all the while the couple looks each other deeply in the eyes.
by the master of tongue July 30, 2012
Get the Jar Kissingmug. "yo you gotta see this nug of blackberry kush I got in the graveyard jar, I got it from cali last month."
"I have almost 20 strains in the graveyard jar!"
"I have almost 20 strains in the graveyard jar!"
by 413represent January 4, 2012
Get the Graveyard Jarmug. This is were you shit into a nappie/diaper bag and put it in a jar. Leave it over night and open it in the morning to smell the true stench of your shit.
Person 1: "Man, is that peanut butter?"
Person 2: "No, it's my Allah Jar. Wa t a sniff?"
Person 1: "Nah I'm good"
Person 2: "No, it's my Allah Jar. Wa t a sniff?"
Person 1: "Nah I'm good"
by TurkeyTwatter March 24, 2020
Get the Allah Jarmug. A jar you fill with cum, Shit, and farts once a month.
It can also be used as a prank to make someone think its a "special" desert.
It can also be used as a prank to make someone think its a "special" desert.
by Fart Master 6000 January 22, 2021
Get the Obliteration Jarmug. 1. An empty bottle or container used as a urine storage receptacle while playing video games. Used to increase one's availability in-game, and/or as an ecofriendly alternative to the wasteful flushing of a traditional toilet.
2. The primary weapon of the Jarate fighting style. Commonly carried and used by experienced snipers. Also known as "Karate in a Jar." This item will "Wreak havoc on your opponent's mental state, psychological well-being and trust in the inherent goodness of his fellow man."
2. The primary weapon of the Jarate fighting style. Commonly carried and used by experienced snipers. Also known as "Karate in a Jar." This item will "Wreak havoc on your opponent's mental state, psychological well-being and trust in the inherent goodness of his fellow man."
1. A: Hold on I need to go to the bathroom.
S: Ok.
A: ....Ok, I'm back.
S: That was quick.
A: Yeah, so?
S: I'm just saying... you didn't go to the bathroom.
A: Yes, I did.
S: No, you didn't. You forgot to mute your mic. We heard you, um... raid jar.
A: Oh.
S: Yea, next time, don't say anything, just mute, we didn't need to wait in the lobby for that.
2. Alex, is such a narcissistic shithead . I'm going to camp here and hit that doodlepad with the raid jar next time he comes around. Woo-ha! Jarate!
S: Ok.
A: ....Ok, I'm back.
S: That was quick.
A: Yeah, so?
S: I'm just saying... you didn't go to the bathroom.
A: Yes, I did.
S: No, you didn't. You forgot to mute your mic. We heard you, um... raid jar.
A: Oh.
S: Yea, next time, don't say anything, just mute, we didn't need to wait in the lobby for that.
2. Alex, is such a narcissistic shithead . I'm going to camp here and hit that doodlepad with the raid jar next time he comes around. Woo-ha! Jarate!
by Don't call me Doodles! July 24, 2020
Get the raid jarmug.