cracked a fat

To gain an erection,male penis becomes long and hard.

on looking at your girlfriend i have cracked a fat

by manwithwalkingstick May 13, 2005

Cracking a Jolly

The process of toxic air pushing it's was out through one's ass-cheeks; farting

Oh God, Fletch cracked a jolly!

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

Crackin' a Fat

Cracking a big boner. See erection

1.That chicks arse is so damn nice...I'm crackin' a fat!
2."Let's watch some porn".."What, just so you can see me crack a fat?"

by UberJordan March 3, 2004

Christ on a fucking cracker

Used as an outburst of anger or frustration, or as an exclamation. Often used to refer to weed, or the weather.

Mr. Wiggles takes a huge hit of marijuana and then is unable to hold in the smoke, coughing and choking.
He would say afterwards, "Christ on a fucking cracker!" referring to the smoke.

or

Mr. Wiggles steps outside to get a breath of fresh air.
He would say, "Christ on a fucking cracker it's cold out!"

by its_tator November 6, 2006

Cracking a moisty

Verb: The act of becoming aroused. This arousal can be caused by people, events, clothing, food and any and all other experiences and need not be sexual in any way shape or form.

This is the female equivalent of the male "Cracking a Fat"

Christmas is only two weeks away- so cracking a moisty right now

by Broooooooooooke April 28, 2011

Cracked a Bean

If you cracked a bean, you just passed gas.

Ish, do you smell that? I think Sally just cracked a bean.

by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023

cracked a fat

To gain an erection

I seen her panties as she bent over and I cracked a fat right there and then.

by bl4cK October 20, 2008