shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Watermelon beans

The things inside fruits that you shouldn’t swallow, or risk making a watermelon baby.

Saresi won’t eat watermelon beans and Lowe can’t stop laughing about it.

by WatermelonBean#TKS March 26, 2019

watermelon cocaine

this is more superior than watermelon sugar better more addictive and good for sniffing

me:snifffffffffff
friend:what are you on

me:watermrelon cocaine
friend:give me some of that

ten minutes later
friend:sniffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
disclamer sniffffffffffffffffing this shit is goooood watermelon sugar is shit
disclamer the last guy was an addict and soooooo as iiiiii

watermelon cocaine is watermelon flavored cocaine

by taxfrauder2000 May 30, 2021

underripe watermelon

looks good on the outside, looks delish, you get inside and its green, filled with thick black pips and it sour!

(attention whore, self obsessed, annoying and dosnt know how to stfu)

that boy is an underripe watermelon

by insulthoover April 25, 2022

watermelon flesh

A red-ass vagina.

Her vagina was so red that it looked like watermelon flesh

by Minecraft1238 February 17, 2019

grilled watermelon

a watermelon that has been cooked on a grill
can also be called: "a type of food that definitely shouldn't exist and people need to stop posting images of"

Person #1 "yo look at this image of grilled watermelon"
Person #2 "ew"
Person #1 "i know right? why would anyone make that"

by ihategrilledwatermelon June 23, 2021

hairy watermelon

A insane sex act between two consenting adults! The hairy watermelon is as erotic as Dolphins PSI, Cat Barbs and Dungeons and Dragons.

You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!

I can't believe I walked in on them doing the hairy watermelon!!

Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!

by MarySanderson September 01, 2018