Dirty mermaid

A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.

Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub

It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges

by Le on January 26, 2022

mermaidations 5:10

mermaidations 5:10 “thou must watcheth h2o”

-made by @aqua the dino

“You’re a sinner, have you not read “mermaidations 5:10”? “thou must watcheth h2o”

by Aqua <3 February 02, 2023

secret mermaid

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him

Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do

Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid

by Jhhhjnnbbj July 16, 2017

Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

by Mutterdata October 19, 2021

Mermaid greeting

When you receive oral sex from someone underwater and don’t know who it is.

I was at a night time pool party and got a Mermaid greeting.

by XdxcOkboomer November 25, 2023

skeleton mermaid

Got destroyed on the pirates of the Caribbean ride

They got rid of the skeleton mermaid

by Yourmum 43 April 03, 2018

Mermaid drugs

Mermaid drugs are when a woman is giving you oral under water in exchange for drugs. Also called Mermaid Blowjob only difference is they're doing it for the soul purpose of drugs.

Did you see that chic, she's desperate for mermaid drugs.

by Han Don't youknow November 30, 2015