Felix jordan

Has a very small willy and no friends

Felix jordan has a small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

Felix Gutschmidt

He is the biggest wanker you will ever meet, He has zero sex life, He has no Girlfriend, He is also the most selfish and arrogant Fifa player you will ever meet. No one really likes him, he is always just kind of there. The cherry on top about Felix is that he is the most racist twat you'll meet. Don't meet a Felix Gutschmidt

"That right there is Felix Gutschmidt, what a Prick"

by Felix is a cum sock June 4, 2020

Felix Avila

Typically a short, bisexual, rat looking teenager who has his life before his light.

"Hey look, stop acting like a Felix Avila"

Referring to someone as a bitch or baby prostitute.

by Alex Vega August 17, 2016

Felix Festa

this is the place where you decide if you want to be a whore, a crack addict, a weird fuck, or just fucking normal. If your not popular you were probably weird, like super weird and dressed like anime characters (yes, i saw that in school.) but this school had good mozzarella sticks tbh. Relationships don’t count till 8th grade, that’s where shit gets real, i don’t wanna hear that you liked a boy and he asked you out what the fuck u gonna do? hold hands?? lame ash. 8th thinks their the shit, 7th is where you discover drugs and 6th just ducking lame. you think your cool but your not you at the lowest tier. I thought I was the shit in 6th grade, most embarrassing thing ever your like shorter than everyone. Watch out for e wingers because they will rock your shit and they’re the scariest motherfuckers around. Overall schools kinda nice we got a pool but i don’t get why the high schools don’t. #putapoolinthehighschool

“Did you hear a kid at Felix Festa put a condom in a breadstick??”

by hey?? September 8, 2021

death by felix

When you keep spamming bot commands in mml and Felix goes to your house to kill you..

"oh wow why did pappo died"
"he spammed the -define command and suffered death by felix"

by Felix_Bird15 September 19, 2021

Felix jordan

Someone who has a very small willy

Felix jordan has a very small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

Asking A Felix

To ask a question that is completely ridiculous when you already know the answer to the question.

Making a statement that is factual and at the time very obvious.

YES! My blue jeans are blue, Stop Asking A Felix!!

by JosVan84 May 5, 2018